Episodes - theDAMNcast

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The new iPhone has Marty's Trypophobia acting up (an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes, or bumps), NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) from Married with Children and Curtis' aunt Ruth let him eat only bacon for breakfast when he was 8 (she totally overruled his mom, like a mafia boss). Also, we talk a little sports and politics (I'm not going to tell you when, but it's in there... trust me). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to the very first episode recorded at Curtis' new house. Unfortunately the "studio" isn't quite ready yet, so we did this episode on the porch, aka the "Vestibule". Topics include: Curtis Loves Joanie (pre teen Curtis had a "thing" for Erin Moran), Water Polo (what the fuck are the rules and why do we care) and Joe hates Quentin Tarantino (just a tad too racist for Joe's liking). Also, we weigh in on the upcoming NFL season (at least the Browns and Steelers, which in hindsight between recording this episode and writing this summary, doesn't look good for either team or their fans... if that makes any sense). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The Shining (yes again), Tony Danza is on a hot mic (this clip is from at least 20 years ago, but still fucking fantastic) and Chris Cuomo really doesn't like being called Fredo (this clip is very current and topical), and that's only within the first 10 minutes. We also talk about bad movies (yes again) and throw some politics in there too (Trump shit), but absolutely zero sports... So all you sports haters can take your finger off of the 15 second skip button. All that and so much more on this week's large cowardly mammal of an episode, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Drugs (we talk a little bit about our own experimentation with drugs when we were youngsters and some of the dumb shit we would do), Beating Women (and how not too long ago it was not only socially acceptable, it was promoted in Film and on Television) and we listen to Obama rap the song "Fuck Trump" (also to some god awful mumble rapper try and freestyle). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to another expletive filled episode. This weeks episode in particular has heavy uses of the word "cunt". See... Marty is hoping that the word "cunt" catches on more as an adverb, than a slight or term degrading women, and we can't agree more. Other topics include: The Presidential seal gets a makeover (Trump and his cronies didn't even notice), Casting Couches (which includes us watching a famous scene from the show "Fame" involving the character CoCo) and we all give our top five Cartoon Characters. All that and so much more on this “Mad Cunt” of an episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode. This weeks show can be summed up in 3 words: Hip, Hop and Merkin. Sure we talk about other things, including A Totally not gay YouTube star (Bryan from the Daily Bumps) and Parallel/Alternate dimensions/realities, but that shit is really secondary to Rap Music and Pubic Wigs. It just is what it is. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 19, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Nike pulls their "Betsy Ross Flag" shoes from stores (because... racist?), Soda has a crazy amount of sugar in it (DUH) and a short man erupts in a bagel shop (apparently women really don't want no "short short" man). All that and so much more, on the second episode ever recorded in Studio Solarium, of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This is the first episode of the New theDAMNcast that was recorded outside of beautiful downtown Canal Fulton, Ohio, and was instead recorded at Marty's house, in the "Solarium". Topics include: Before and after pictures of people on meth (one guy actually looked better), why are rabbits feet okay to carry around and cats paws are not (we're not cat people) and Joe tells us a little bit about his trip to Japan (Sumo wrestlers are motherfucking Kings). All that and so much more on this weeks "experimental" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. We recorded this episode back in mid March of 2019, but due to unforeseen circumstances, we didn't end up releasing it at that time. So... considering Jokozuna is dominating the Japanese (in Japan) this week, we didn't record an episode. I figured it was time to release this bad boy. Topics include: the R. Kelly interview with Gayle King (you know the one where he freaks out because he's "innocent"), Incels (members of an online subculture, who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Thanks Wikipedia!) and we look up different euphemisms for penises throughout history (there are so many good ones, but I think "Tan Banana" is my favorite). Oh, and we almost get hit by a tornado (no... not really). All that and so much more on this lost, but now found, episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Dick Yelp (A Twitter page where women submit reviews of past lovers. We're pretty sure the reviews are fake, but that doesn't stop us from reading a bunch of them), we play a clip from the 1932 Horror classic "Freaks" (One of Us, One of Us. Gooble Gobble, One of Us), and we make up a new Olympic event (The Bi (Curious) Athlon (You suck a dick and kick a football). Also, we tell some dad jokes and Curtis reads the word "nigga" more than enough times (don't worry, Joe (and actual African American himself) said it was OK. All that and so much more, including the use of the words Fag and Retarded more than a few times, on this weeks offensive AF episode of theDAMNcast!