Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Alf (well more about the creator of Alf and the movie (Permanent Midnight) based on his heroin habit), the history of Genny Cream Ale (and all cream ales, which "spoiler alert" don’t contain any fucking cream) and we try to educate Joe on Japanese (pretty sure it’s pronounced Yapanese) culture (because he is visiting there in a few weeks to dominate them, not unlike Godzilla, and become the fucking icon that he was always destined to become). Also, the fucking computer stops at least 3 fucking times during the recording, so Curtis feels the need to reprimand Marty and Joe (even though they have nothing to do with it, and we have a fucking backup... WE HAVE A BACKUP!!!). Plus Curtis leaves in some of the "behind the scenes" shit (including a conversation about hosting dues... thrilling), just for the fuck of it. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 14, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks "fully retarded" episode. Topics include: Ben Carson has no business being the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (despite being a black man lol), we get a bit racist (well, we play the song "Jesus Christ is my Nigga" written and performed by a Christian pastor and his wife, that we find out shortly after playing the song is completely fake and contrived) and we go "full retard" (we really should be ashamed of ourselves). This is quite an offensive episode, but at least its the shortest one we've ever done? All that and not so much more, on this weeks more retarded than usual episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 12, of theDAMNcast. This weeks topics include: Deepfakes ("an AI-based technology used to produce or alter video content so that it presents something that didn't, in fact, occur." Not exactly how Curtis' dumb ass describes it on the show, but you'll get the idea), Movies that are so bad they are good (The Room and Troll 2 are Curtis' examples, but Marty and Joe have never seen either, of course) and Extreme Saunaing (People see how long they can endure up to 229 degree Fahrenheit temperatures in order to "win", and yes people have died). Oh... and Marty and Curtis get into an argument about music where Marty calls Curtis Sarah Palin, and Curtis yells at Marty about how he can see Alaska from his apartment (Curtis just basically yells for a good five minutes during the conversation... about something definitely not worth yelling over, which is why his nickname is Testo) All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to another rousing episode of the show. We start this weeks show off in tribute to Curtis' mother Linda K. Swinford, whom unfortunately lost her life on April 30th, RIP Mom. After that we reminisce about the 70's and 80's which somehow leads us into talking about Prohibition, and we just keep A rolling on, topics include: Jungle Cats (mountain lions and tigers to be specific), The Brothers Grimm (Curtis (sorta) reads the synopsis of A lesser known tale "The Goose Girl") and we talk about the Vajankle (A foot shaped pussy, need I say more?). Oh and Joe finally show's Marty and Curtis what he looked like with hair (Spoiler Alert: he looked SEXY AF, obviously, but he always does). All that and a oh so much more on this weeks Season 6, Episode 11, edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 10, topics include: Curtis gives TMI (about hair pulling during coitus), Joe has a unique fetish (he fucks birds... no not really) and Marty talks shit about Woman's sports (he likes Woman's Tennis though, well... we all do)… and that is just in the first 10 minutes. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello everybody, we're back! After over a month off, we are back with another 2 hour show for your asses. This weeks topics include: After over 100 years of theoretical Black Holes, we finally have a picture of one (Marty is not impressed), Beautiful Mullets (Andre Agassi wore a wig and Curtis is devastated) and we dissect the lyrics to the Rupert Holmes classic "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (Curtis gives a passionate reading of the lyrics). Oh, and Joe is afraid of the Ocean (he doesn't understand the power and beauty, or just doesn't care), and Marty wants both Joe and Curtis to get a motorcycle (fat fucking chance). All that and so much more on this weeks "comeback" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: The Momo Challenge (an internet urban legend), are Neil Diamond, Mike Diamond and Dustin Diamond related (they're not) and we watch a very erotic piece of cinema (A man fucking a woman's pee hole... no really). Also, our friend Zeljko sits in with us, and abuses the only female theDAMNcaster left on the show (that slutty Bezos whore, Alexa). Needless to say, we're all rock hard for pretty much the entire show. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 8, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Bill Murray (what's his best movie?), Steven Spielberg (what's his best movie?) and slimy wet dicks (our dicks don't get hard, they get soft, wet and slimy... because we're feminists). Also, we (sorta) answer the age old question, "who's better, Bryan or Ryan Adams"? All that and so much more bullshit on this weeks episode 7, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks (incomplete-ish) episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Wolves/Dogs helped early humans defeat Neanderthals (they’re Mans best friend, not Thals... duh), The Browns signed former Chiefs RB (running back)/WB (woman beater) Kareem Hunt (No one is surprised) and a brief and convoluted history of Valentines Day (sorta). Oh, and... for some reason Marty's audio from the last 32 minutes or so was corrupted, so you can't hear his mic for the last 32 minutes… well, you can kind of hear him (IT IS Marty, so…) if you squint your fucking ears (if you want, you can end the show at the the 1:27:41 mark). All that and so much more on this weeks "corrupted" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Fyre Festival Documentaries (Curtis watched them both and they are well worth a viewing... total fucking shit show), the State of the Union (none of us watched it, but those who did are apparently now experts) and Blue People do exist (too much Colloidal Silver). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 5, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!