Epizootics of the Blowhole: Comedy & Bar Talk Podcast

Fantasy sports in general are a gigantic waste of time.  We've all got a bone to pick on this episode with those who make too big of a deal about fantasy sports.  Naturally this conversation moves towards cosplay, which is another form of fantasy.  Fantasy that somehow dressing up as Naruto or your favorite Resident Evil character is going to get you laid.  Finally, Tyler tells us about his recent trip to Boston.

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On this episode we talk a little professional wrestling along with some boring baseball talk.  Honestly, as I type this out I can't even remember what we said about baseball...because baseball sucks.  Mark thinks he's going to live forever and also isn't quite sure that everyone else is real, so that's our futurism segue.  Finally we wrap things up with the recent Bam Margera news.

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You see it in the title, listen to it in the episode.  We talk about the highly coveted seed of swine from Denmark.  We also discuss Monsanto and deep fake videos popping up online.  It's the news you didn't know you needed.  Regress into a state of stupidity with us on this episode.  

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Well we're back.  Everyone seemed to take a vacation all at once, so here we go.  Since there's a movie coming out about it soon we discuss Downton Abbey, zzzZZZZZzzzzz.  Moving on, get offended all you want, but the simple fact is when you're in a relationship nothing is more frustrating that having to explain a TV show to your wife/girlfriend.  It is what it is.  So we've got a few gripes about that.  Finally we discuss the trajectory of Adam Sandler's career along with one of Mark's hidden comedy gems.

We've got an episode coming out tomorrow and Friday as well, plus the livestream will be back tomorrow night (9/5), so you'll be all hotted and podded by the end of this week.

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Welcome to a new week and fresh episodes.  The Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Pass, is it worth it all the butter sh*ts and sad looks from Tinder dates once they learn what uncultured gutter being you are?  We think yes.  We break it down and how you can get one.  We riff on the "good ol' days" of Waffle House when you could smoke inside and it ends up taking a turn.  Other hot topics in this episode include College Curfew, Nightmares, Limp Bizkit (of course), Walk on the Wild Side with Tyler: The history of gymnasiums.

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We've got some weird news in this one, but first we kick things off by discussing some Boston beers and why Arkansas has no drive-thru marts like Ohio.  Budweiser/InBev buys out another brewery which we break down.  Moving on we get hit with a story about a girl who woke up in the hospital with her arms and legs amputated.  To wrap things up we cover a story about Danny Trejo saving a kid and how Danny Glover has never been threatening.

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Well unfortunately Tool has decided to terrorize the world with another album.  All of us only listened to one song and decided to pass judgement, because c'mon, they're not fooling anyone.  Moving on we discuss if there are any Olympic sports you could start training in later in life.  Tyler tells us about a president who had a pet raccoon and we wrap things up with a story about a bridesmaid who drank an entire bottle of Fireball.  

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Have you ever thought about what a fight between yourself from your 20's and today would look like?  We break it down, and we're not above nut shots.  Tim discusses his days on the rowing team or "crew" as it's called, we discuss Tarantino's slow downfall into more dialogue and less action, as well as a girl who decided to steal some lingerie and beat a clerk.  This is your one stop shop for all the absurd news that's been occurring lately.

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In this episode we spend an inordinate amount of time covering the pointless job of a guidance counselor.  I mean really, what do they do?  We follow this up by discussing the secret code of getting a hand job in the men's restroom of an airport and a politician who was busted trying to make this happen.  A host of other topics are covered as well such as Woody Allen, Last Chance U, and Divergent.  Jump in...the water is great.

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If you've listened to us you know that Nick knows virtually nothing about the bible.  The rest of us, having grown up in the church, have taken up our cross to teach Nick.  Of course we cover all the very practical and moral stories of the Old Testament so he has a firm foundation to build upon for his eventual conversion.  Today we cover hatchet throwing, Ted Nugent, and the story about how Elisha raised a child from the dead.  We also learn a little bit about Tim's hometown in Lowell, MA and an ivory Victorian era dildo that recently sold for an absurd amount of money.

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