Epizootics of the Blowhole: Comedy & Bar Talk Podcast

The weekend is upon us.  While you nurse your Burnett's Whipped Cream Vodka and Sprite hangover put us in your ears.  If you make it to the end of this episode you'll be rewarded with the most absurd joke we've milked in awhile.  Cheers.

British Rock - Jimmy Fallon Sucks - Late Night Talk Shows - Nick's Girlfriend Comes Home to Nick - Tattoo Artists - Body Modification Walk on the Wild Side - Clooney F*cks - Michael Douglas is an Animal

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The 4th of July is tomorrow.  Now we're not saying that we hope anyone who listens to this podcast gets hurt, but we are saying that none of us personally know someone who has blown a finger off after casually slamming a baker's dozen of Keystone Ice.  You just remember that Uncle Sam would look a lot cooler on those posters if he was pointing a nub in your direction rather than a fully formed-no-damage-having-finger.  Cheers!John Wick 3 - Annoying Coke-Head in Theater - Tyler and Marks Night at Cache - Tim Goes to a Gay Sports Bar - Tyler and Mark See a Suicide Attempt 

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It's July.  Summer is in full swing.  You didn't do anything to get yourself in shape leading for this season.  You sat around slamming Mountain Dew mixed with Burnett's vodka, funneling cheese curds down your throat, all the while thinking a few quick flicks of the 10 pound shake weight you threw in the corner would get you all hawt for the lake and the ladies (or the guys).  Well it's too late now.  You might as well just commit to being the potato you are for the rest of the summer.  Stay indoors and commit to terrible nutrition but satisfying taste.  Commit to the podcast that's been described as "mediocre at best."  We're your auditory Flamin' Hot Cheetos.Google Maps Stinks - Italians Are Sweaty - Reptilians - Kellen Winslow is Hot for Old Hobos - UFOs Real or Not? - Sunday School with Nick:  The Payment of Foreskins

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It's the end of the week.  It's time to celebrate.  Grab your case of Keystone Ice and make sure when you get pulled over you have this playing loud enough for the cops to hear while you're screaming about rights that you make up on the spot.

Underwear - Pissing Etiquette - Good Omens Controversy - Remaking Movies - John Wick - Movie Theaters

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Friday is right around the corner.  We're here like a father running onto the track after you tear your ACL realizing that all your hopes and dreams of ever becoming a world class sprinter have been dashed like the 400m you failed to finish, only have us pick you up and walk at a snails pace with you across the finish line, then we look into your eyes and say "You were never that good anyway.  Now you can get into the family business of scamming the government for disability checks."  Happy Wednesday.

Jussie Smollet - Apartment Scams - The Great Thunderstorm of 2019 - Brain Capacity - The Price is Right - Sunday School with Nick

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The new week begins with you making a sacrificial offering of 35 minutes to our podcast.  Enjoy.

Tribal Loans - Dealing with Car Salesmen - Lil Xan

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Wrap up or start your week with some goooooood ass pod.

Sound Engineering - Stanley Cup Riots - Trolls - Retard vs Reject - Lame Insults - Motorcycle Talk - Baby’s Going Extinct - Pastors/Con-Men/Experts - Chiasmus - Interviews with a Reject

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Today on another episode of the greatest f*cking podcast you don't tell your friends about:

St Louis - Bible Time with Nick: The story of Abraham and Isaac

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The week begins and ends with this podcast you creeps.

Hero Arm - Syfy Channel - The Expanse - Las Vegas Cops Episode - Clitoria Flower - AC/DC

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Another day, another podcast.  Enjoy.

John Travolta - Owning a Boat - Friends Moving Away - Motorcycles

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