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Episode 28 - In which Eric tries to figure out Fallout 4, Autumn wrestles with her body image, and Greg asks Siri to find some porn. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #043.

Join Eric, Autumn, Jared, Greg, and English Nick for show number Forty-Three of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric and Greg talk about the horrific night of terrorist violence in Paris, the stupidity of the latest round of campus protests, and football.

One Correction: There are now published pictures of the "Poopsticka'

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Episode 27- In which Eric laments the lack of free speech advocates, Greg says Trump was awful on SNL, and Autumn complains about being thirty-three. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #042.

Join Eric, Autumn, Jared, and Greg for show number Forty-Two of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric, Autumn, and Greg chat about the healing power of alcohol, Greg's trip to the ATM for pot money, The Bacon Brothers, Ukrainian landlords, Friends, child actor pay, the Art Howard podcast, closing the bathroom door, German light switches, the Mother and Father lands, ovaries and the soul, performing while high, Eric's fear of returning calls, rejecting pretty girls because they're pretty, fidget-proofing audio gear, underage drinking, radio station vehicles, that time Eric almost lost an eye, the stupidity of fish, arguing about politics, gin & juice, improv Nazis, people moving faster in news reels, the black and white world, TV couples sleeping in separate beds, porn movie titles, liking and not liking oral sex, when McDonald's fed an entire town for less then thirteen dollars, the latest twists in the Tim Andrews saga, idiot radio people who read radio trade magazines, Jason Pierre Paul's fingers, Roethlisberger's gray dick, obese aging athletes, the Mark Richt firing rumors, Travis' butt, Greg's anti-terror fantasies, bathroom stench, Putin and ISIS, invisible wizards, religion in America, cartoon ghosts, the Today Show halloween pictures, the Peanuts movie, banning the box, people Eric wouldn't hire, Hacktivists and the KKK, Star Wars mask bans, Greg's romantic voice, and much more!

Join Eric, Autumn, Jared, Greg, and J. Patrick Best for the tenth Special Edition episode of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Episode 26- In which Eric deconstructs 'Access Hollywood' & 'Judge Judy', and Greg gets annoyed with modern art. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #041.

Join Eric, Autumn, Greg, English Nick, and J. Patrick Best for show number Forty-One of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric and Greg chat about international travel, the strangeness of kissing, creepy hugging, teenage fear, Halloween, Greg's first sociopathic act, former girlfriends freaking out current girlfriends, people who like to talk about mundane things, girl talk, losing curiosity with age, the downside of honesty, Greg's dislike of children, parents who don't let their children eat candy, Eric's lack of maintenance, ignorance vs. misery, the drudgery of meeting expectations, Eric's book idea, treadmill entertainment, underperforming at easy jobs, the sorry state of radio, the chip on Tom Brady's shoulder, the silly drug war, alcohol poisoning, addiction, being a parade marshall, Eric's fear of cruise ships, Amtrak, world-wide racism, the latest sensational viral video, faux societal anger, Quentin Tarantino's cop-bashing, policing the N-word, Autumn being on edge, therapy-speak, Cumulus and Tim Andrews, not returning Rodney Ho's calls, summer reading, gays in China, living in Montana, and much more!