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Eric, Autumn, and Greg chat about Miley Cyrus and The Flaming Lips planning a nude concert, Kurt Cobain, Pumpkin Spiced Lattes, fast-food calorie counts, the Chipotle health lie, filthy children, peanut allergies, the ubiquity of fecal matter, gluten-free nonsense, flattering people who say stupid things, handymen around your house, hiring day-laborers, the madness of Randy Quaid, Independence Day, The Democrat debate, gun-control, Hillary, Bernie, the creeping nihilism in our culture, Fargo, Mad Max, Gallipoli, The Third Man, bands that focus on social justice, Oasis, Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Lee Lewis, Gary Busey, Barbarosa, videos that get you high, exercise equipment for lazy people, genital fascination, and much more!

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Episode 23- In which Eric begins to doubt the death penalty and Greg makes fun of a crying Mets fan. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #038.

Join Eric, Jared, Greg, English Nick, Jay Busbee, and Tim Andrews for show number thirty eight of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Join Eric, Jared, Greg, English Nick, Jay Busbee, and Tim Andrews for show number thirty eight of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric, English Nick, Michael Albanese, and Jay Busbee chat about college athletes, cocaine for sex, DEA protocol, Tim Andrews, Rock 100.5 gossip, The Red Clay Comedy Festival, Amyl Nitrate, pot and panic attacks, Clark Howard's Tesla, Alton Brown, red heads, that song from the 70's called 'Shannon', The Bee Gees, Jersey Boys, cruise ship comedy, Mark Richt, Earnhardt Nation, Tony Stewart, MLB playoffs, time travel, internet squatters, the only thing Eric ever won, casino drunks, train travel, the writing process, the latest NFL ref screw-up, the Kevin McCarthy fiasco, Tea Party elitism, mass-shooting politics, the latest Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame nominees, the dog eat dog nature of the music business, that guy who was a Beatle for a week, and much more!

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Eric and Autumn chat about this, that, the other thing, stuff, moods, aspirations, reflections, guns, news coverage, politics, good music, bad music, Errol Flynn, the surreal nature of time, The Beatles, The Stones, Of Monsters And Men, the difference between therapy and art, wishing to be another race, zombies, apocalypse drills, society and mental health, LinkedIn, the Mad Pundit days, ostracizing mommies, long hair, Rita Coolidge, Jessi Colter, old Nashville, choosing to be ignorantly blissful, Greg's chronic negativity, learning to cook, the politics of naming a child, Autumn's beef with the Zac Brown Band, the hypocrisy of John Lennon, owning your flaws, covering up your funk with cologne, and much more!

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Episode 22- In which Eric explains why Neil deGrasse Tyson is an a-hole, Greg reviews "The Martian", and Autumn insists that six-second Vines are still cool. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #037.

Join Eric, Autumn, J. Patrick, Jared, Greg, and English Nick for show number thirty seven of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about the dethroning of the Dickey brothers, disgruntled listeners, WSB stuff, the politics of oral pleasure, Greg's video premiere, the new World Trade Center, freedom fries, terror planning, 9-11 conspiracy theories, the latest school shooting, Greg's new ideas for punishing violent criminals, the recent Georgia execution, last meals requested by death row inmates, cyanide and the Nuremberg trials, serial killers, personal kill lists, Autumn's lower G.I. problems, second pregnancies, gynecology fears, modern medicine vs. tribalism, the circumcision debate, siren protocol, Autumn's exchange with Adam Corolla's wife, phony Amish markets, bad haircuts on millionaires, NFL teams that change cities, Gutfeld's appropriation of "Get Off My Lawn", losing faith in Colbert, the bomb clock hoax kid, Comedy Central elitism, Putin's latest escapade, and much more.

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Episode 21- In which Eric is accused of being old, Greg continues to doubt the Falcons, and Autumn favorites an anti-Eric tweet. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #036.