Join Eric, Jared, Patrick, Greg and English Nick for show number thirty three of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric, Greg, Autumn, and English Nick chat about travel plans for the live audience show, the lack of humor in Shanghai, texting and driving, the potential reemergence of Mitt Romney, the Trump phenomenon, Greg's antipathy toward children, cheap haircuts, canceling cable, dealing with robot customer service, funny commercials, James Earl Jones, blackface and minstrel shows, Wayans brothers movies, Snowpiercer, the stupidity of limos, Eric's nouveau riche era, the culturally dead 90s, Kevin Cronin's sexuality, singles vs. albums, Journey vs. The Babys, Dr. Dre vs. Women, beer vs. ice cream, summer vs. winter, President Kanye, Miley's body, clunky comedy bits, fattening coffee drinks, the sugar content of Coca-Cola, Eric's weird career, truthers, the moon landing, Greg's impending affair with Autumn, girls Greg makes cry, NFL Films music, and much more!

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Episode 18- In which Eric places a firewall between the bathroom and the bedroom, Greg loses his sex drive, Autumn laments moving away from Atlanta, and English Nick offers his services to Lindsay Lohan. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #032.

Join Eric, Autumn, Greg, English Nick, and J. Patrick Best for show number thirty two of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric, Greg, English Nick, and Patrick Best chat about homophobia, Gun N' Roses, the rules of Cribbage, The Bay City Rollers, the denigration of radio personalities, radio song research, politically conscious rock bands, Johnny Lydon, people who describe themselves as artists, the return of the "J" to Patrick Best, fake showbiz names, hating improv, Greg's psychological issues, dealing with the IRS, happiness in the workplace, air checks and program directors, envy, annoying people, cosmetic surgery, rich people, poor people, the human condition, Rosie O'Donnell, male Botox, the horror of Motel 6, Michael Jordan's dad, doctor office protocol, kids in restaurants, Eric's alcohol-related weight gain, Mexican food before sex, cord cutters, Donald Trump, and much more!

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Episode 17- In which Eric worries he'll die an embarrassing death, Greg polishes off some Pringles, Patrick uses his hand to check his breath, and English Nick professes his love for Excedrin. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #031.

Join Eric, Autumn, Jared, Greg, and English Nick for show number thirty one of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

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Eric, Greg, English Nick, and Michael Albanese chat about Greg's drug temptations, Michael's heart surgery, an alcohol-fueled TV pilot, people who saunter, Propofol, partial-paralysis, Eric's bad diet, details of the Jared Fogle case, doctor shopping, high school narcs, TV lawyers, post-modern feminism, Michael's sexist rant, Steve Harvey, doing comedy in NYC, Larry The Cable Guy, tattoo culture, the new Braves stadium, landlords that don't allow air-conditioning, dogs vs. cats, live karaoke, Banksy, Pussy Riot, The FuturePlex, narcissists, Caitlyn's possible manslaughter charge, BC and Bubba, the origin of Dekker, The Roach Coach, requesting live comedy bits, Jay Leno, Gallagher, and much more!

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Eric, English Nick, and Patrick Best chat about the recent lack of 'The Show' episodes, Clark Howard's nomination for The Radio Hall Of Fame, the KISS catalogue, Ashley Madison, Josh Duggar, Jared Fogle, fame and power, sexual compulsion, Jerry Van Dyke, "My Mother The Car", 60's copycat shows, the plethora of stupid people, Trump's immigration plan, the Imperial Presidency, Hillary and her scandals, the death of Batgirl, street walkers, lap-band surgery, the first trans staff member at the White House, the latest ISIS atrocity, National Geographic, political hypocrisy, Black Lives Matter, true racism, the EPA, Ferguson, minimum wage, fast-food automation, Eric's food stamps era, the War On Drugs, living independently, the proper use of a bidet, the Steve Jobs movie, and much more!

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Episode 16- In which Eric deconstructs the abortion debate, Greg attacks Erick Erickson, Autumn gets annoyed with girl-talk, and English Nick thinks about selling his house. This is the companion episode for The VonHaessler Doctrine #030.