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Episode 5- In which Eric defends the name of the show, Autumn eschews sexting, and everyone celebrates English Nick's virility.

Join Eric, Autumn, Jared, English Nick, and Jay Busbee for show number nineteen of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Greg, Autumn, and English Nick chat about the 'Lean In' program, Edward Snowden, Rand Paul, the value of mass data collection, shock-jockery, viral humiliation, the uselessness of Facebook, masturbatory protections, Greg's aggressive attitude, Eric's crappy birthday, cumming cars, jealous fathers, English Nick's quest to become an American, bleeding pubes, freaky long nails, coffee shops that open late, overrated lesbian biscuits, The White Stripes, ripoff songs, Kim Jong Un, Eric's crazy rant about the futile state of the world, Dostoevsky, the best names for gay clubs, Barbie love, late bloomers, Wayward Pines, Twin Peaks, the idiots and perverts in Hollywood, and much more!

Join Eric, Jared, Autumn, Greg, and English Nick for the second Special Edition of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Episode 4- In which Eric digresses, Autumn gets punchy, English Nick brings up his appearance on a reality show, and Greg- well Greg is just Greg.

Join Eric, Autumn, Greg, and English Nick for show number eighteen of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Autumn, and 'Archer's' Lucky Yates chat about vice swapping, toilet confusion, awkward segues, Eric's father, scams and scammers, Dad's Garage, Level One Improv, Dr. Kreiger and the future of Archer, puppet shows, Mister Rogers, Bill Cosby, Elmo, fame and hubris, bad musicals, super-hero movies, biker warfare and casual dining, authentic corn dogs, the King Of Pops, Janet Reno, hunky Elian Gonzalez, the new marijuana business, nostalgia for the old 96 Rock days, Eric's dislike of water in porn, sex in marriage, tricking evolution with masturbation, Lucky's Archer fans, Ken Ober, Lucky's hatred of Eric's old radio partner, The Rolling Stones, Ernest Borgnine, Shecky Greene, Buddy Hackett, a touch of Letterman, and much more!

Eric, Greg, Autumn, and English Nick chat about happy pills, the optimal ob/gyn, lucid dreaming, sex drive, Nick's dark side, Shakespeare movies, anger management, sparring with internet trolls, that crappy show that was never posted, Vine video culture, Lazy Susan etymology, selfie-stick entertainment, Greg's latest failed relationship, kissing Australian girls, Eric's chronic disappointment with Autumn, this week's expanded 'Doctrine' programming, Memorial Day Rock 'n Roll countdowns, steamed lady parts, celebrity scams, modern health quackery, the Potty Squatty, outdoor relief, funeral protocol, Facebook after death, wedding day waste, gay activism, our Patreon subscribers, the Archer connection, the Louis C.K./SNL scandal, the phonograph records on the Voyager missions, the Patriots surrender, Yoko's tweets, and much more!

Episode 3- In which the gang discusses Greg's lack of pants, proper underwear protocol, moms dealing with their gross teenagers, celebrity sex tapes, Kardashian avoidance, the Queen's sex life, the charm of Kato Kaelin, the American Idol cancellation, grips, gaffers, doing cocaine with members of the Secret Service, the rules of Impeachment, Greg's unprofessional moment on The Doctrine, the idiocy of ping-pong tables in the workplace, that dick from the '90s on the cover of Fortune magazine, the average life-span of a parrot, tech bubble millionaires, edging and tantric sex, the difference between 'Happyness' and 'Happiness', bad parents and their viral videos, Autumn's animosity toward her cat, black Miss Japan- and of course, Sonny & Cher.

Join Eric, Jared, Autumn, and English Nick for show number seventeen of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.