Eric, Greg, and English Nick chat about authenticity in show business, junior bedrooms, the parallel tracks of sex and masturbation, ennui, instant gratification, addiction, cigarette smokers, Greg's obnoxious drinking years, the Hawks playoff success, Lebron's legacy compared to Michael Jordan's legacy, the Redskins controversy, useless Atlanta streetcars, the new Braves stadium, the fate of Turner Field, Tom Cruise, Greg's review of the new Mad Max movie, Space 1999, the difficulty of predicting the future, the futility of space travel, memories of Club Uranus, the sad fate of old radio hosts, restaurant trivia, on-the-job video surveillance, Rodney Ho, Madonna, Billy Joel, Elton John, The Stereophonics, Jason Isbell, The New Pornographers, Blur, Miley Cyrus, The Flaming Lips, the stupidity of record companies, the Porsche experience and much more!

Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about Autumn's mammoth boobs, Greg's disastrous trip to India, uncomfortable plane seats, Chinese tourists, backward cities in modern times, the idiotic caste system, Autumn's continuing display of historical ignorance, the insane number of Indian Prime Minister's that have been assassinated, true happiness, ignorance and bliss, knowledge and misery, food poisoning, Yoko's art, Picasso's record breaking auction take, Eric's new personal '1984' philosophy, the loss of institutional memory, the entitlement mentality in the new workforce, crappy homework, the pursuit of a medical degree, Greg's crumbling love life, the banality of improv, Leo Frank, pencil factories, the history of Cabbagetown, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, Robin Wright's neck, Eric's tracheotomy, breast pumping, and much more!

Episode 2- In which Eric gets really bitchy about his crew, his team, and everything going on behind the scenes. Autumn and English Nick commiserate, cajole, and try to convince him that everything will be alright.

Join Eric, Jared, Autumn, and English Nick for show number sixteen of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Autumn, and English Nick chat about the pros and cons of the '69' position, extreme porn, Kylie Jenner's temporary lip fillers, Robert Downey Jr., the Mayor of Baltimore, the phoniness of CGI effects, Spandau Ballet, Kanye's chipmunk cheeks, the Royal Family, English elections, Hillary's stealth campaign for President, Republicans and gay marriage, Hot Chocolate and Errol Brown, Wild Cherry, English Nick's homesickness, old age, collecting unemployment, Tom Brady and deflate-gate, the return of the Hamburglar, Shaky Knees, Music Midtown, our new podcasts, dad-bellys, John Goodman's man-boobs, literal interpretations of the bible, and much more!

Eric, Autumn, and Jay chat about the absence of Greg and English Nick, Autumn's geographical and presidential ignorance, the lack of fundamental knowledge in the country, Cinco de Mayo, India, the Hawks, the NBA playoffs, the Mayweather/Pacquiao fallout, the latest entrants in the Presidential horserace, politics as a blood sport, GMO's, artificial ingredients, social security expectations, nagging, gluten-free nonsense, drugs and legalization, boring pharmacists, regretful parents, the secrets of a good marriage, the Duggars and masturbation, religion and the founders, honesty, respect, sneaking out of the house back in the teen years, and much more!

Episode 1- In which Eric and Autumn expound on Baltimore, John Wayne, Ayn Rand, the keys to happiness, modern education, self-awareness, the beauty of a cold universe, the truth of reality, the definition of beauty, fat shaming, the lack of podcasts last week, the Carolla podcast, the Regular Guys legacy, the 'Doctrine' philosophy, talk radio callers, life as an adventure, and much more.

Join Eric, Jared, and Autumn for show number fifteen of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Jay Busbee and Greg Russ join Eric, Jared, Autumn, and English Nick for show number fourteen of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Autumn, and Jared chat about Autumn's aging face, audience resistance to Jared, Kardashian branding, crazy eyebrows, the art of shock-jockery, de-Bro-ification, EDM, House, Trance, Ludacris, hackneyed pop and rap acts, aging contrarians, modern nerds, losing your virginity in the summer, rabid women, AC/DC, RINOS, the ubiquity of bad grammar, homework, Play 60, Common Core, the 10th amendment, gaming the system, the HOPE scholarship, Louis C.K., stand-up comedy, Robert Downey Jr., Princess Di, and much more!