Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about dudes, elementary school lies, Eric's first love, Facebook shenanigans, Meerkat madness, Greg's financial woes, the dynamics of aging, cash-back credit cards, Eric's hatred of details, IRS fears, the movie 'While We're Young', Sean Penn as action hero, right and left-wing weirdos, cowardly politicians, the latest Craigslist assault, reforming the Republican Party, the jealousy of God, bestiality, sexual attraction to objects, the 'Get Hard' controversies, white male privilege, stupid pride, universal prejudice, transgender pronouns, intellectual consistency, the national debt, the American experiment, voter ID laws, Greg's Un-Dateable pic, Travis' pubes, and much more!

Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about Greg's new job, the satisfaction derived from physical labor, D.I.Y.ism, Meerkat protocol, Greg and Autumn's fat years, awkward radio relationships, 5-HTP, poppin' pills, hallucinating on a first date, Greg's female friends, adult virginity, listening to neighbors get it on, Atlanta Hawk troubles, the Starbucks race-reversal, fixed-pie economics, gap politics, the dollar-a-year scam, CEO compensation, capitalism vs. corporatism, the death of Internet Explorer, pancake batter in a can, saving for college, false flag conspiracy people, Barack-etology, Lucky Yates, Archer, and much more!

Join Eric, Jared, Autumn, and English Nick for show number nine of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Autumn, and English Nick chat about Autumn's future in radio, Eric's lack of hand-eye coordination, Greg's absence, the sexual lives of astronomers, live-band karaoke, the idiotic Apple Watch, mother's thumb, women and astrology, women and psychics, The VonHaessler Doctrine, the emailer who finds the podcast "unlistenable", the acting in "Birdman", Meerkat, SXSW, lactation smoothies, March Madness, Dave Grohl as President of Rock and Roll, the solar eclipse, the end of the world, Bronies, the God thing, gay marriage, David Soul, Shaun Cassidy, inappropriate public crying, getting high as a teen, cigarettes in the 70's, E-Cigs, Hello Barbie, beastiality, ISIS vs. the Mona Lisa, Stonehenge, New Age Travellers, back-to-nature hippie communes, and much more!

Eric and Autumn chat about podcast protocol, the male/female thing, the origin of memes, the dishonesty of viral videos, the miscarriage sisterhood, novelty songs and albums, zen, taoism, Autumn's moon poetry, Eric's twitter troll, talk radio tropes, disillusion with both Democrats and Republicans, the longing for civility, the effect of drugs on different personality types, quarter-life crises, living long enough to know you were wrong about many things, reincarnation, near-death experiences, people who are the "Forward" to their own book, participation trophies, the difference between being cynical and skeptical, climate change science, Ayn Rand, race talk at Starbucks, modern media, Tiny Doo, Elton John, IVF, capitalism, a eulogy for Eric's brother, and much more!

Jay Busbee joins Eric, Jared, Autumn, and English Nick for show number eight of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga. This show is truncated. The last few minutes were pre-empted by Breaking News.

Eric, Greg, Autumn, Jay, and Michael chat about square feet, Ikea, Atlantic Station, the Bodies exhibit, March Madness, Bracket-ology, the college sports conundrum, arcade culture in the 70's and 80's, Mayweather vs. Pacquiao, the $17,000 Apple Watch, Michael's latest panic attacks, cancer, the fear of death, 'Un-Dateable' Greg, MDMA, Erowid logic, Autumn's first period in 588 days, Hillary Clinton, the national debt, chronic bad leadership, the latest events in Ferguson, and much more!

Eric, Greg, Autumn, and English Nick chat about Autumn's potty-mouth, personal identifiers, BBC imports, Beatles movies, Greg's insubordination, Bruce Springsteen's sexism, relative perfect-pitch, living in the now, guru's with chin-beards, hipsters and typewriters, hobby jobs, the origin of neuroses, peacocking, Greg's "Undateable" date, Girl Code, the meaning of Birdman, vertical iPhone videos, Jimmy Fallon, Brian Williams, Bob Costas, Kate Upton, vagina pizza, bad girl-smells, homeless immolation, the teen fire-challenge, Bill Cosby on the telephone, the Apple Watch, up-skirt photography, John Candy, Chris Farley, Andy Kaufmann, people who tell the same story over and over, live karaoke, Greg's WSB critique, Dark Side Of The Moon, Animals, and much more!

Jamie Dupree and Steve Craig join Eric, Jared, Autumn, and English Nick for show number seven of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about children pretending to be TV stars, Eric's love for The Jerry Lewis Telethon, window audiences, The Un-Dateables, that new-car vagina, the art of having a mistress, Autumn's not slutty past, trendy online games, Eric's inability to draw, Ferguson fallout, the A-Hole perception problem, the origin of rights, school holidays, friendly crack houses, crime as culture, that French Quarter Honda ad, pills, heroin, addiction, the humble-brag, Harris Wittels, Miley Cyrus, the sleeveless dress craze, working out, peeing in saunas, taking a cruise, key lime pie, Girl Scout cookies, homework, childhood reverie, baseball, the world's oldest person, culture shock, Ritalin, circus elephants, Autumn's defensive mommie-ness, Eric's hatred of clowns, and much more!