Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about the stupidity of Throwback Thursday, the widespread belief in angels, dead relatives watching you go to the bathroom, masturbation gone wrong, annoying friends who always want to talk about your issues, squirters, baseball and sex, the infield fly rule, appointment sex, Greg's attempted tax-dodge, the people who questioned Obama's birthplace, Eric's reincarnation theory, Liam Neeson's Clash of Clans commercial, in-app purchases, texting and driving, the attraction of sultry voices, soul mates, the pros and cons of therapy, Mickey Rooney, the fear of aging, Celebrity Apprentice, throwing like a girl, Mone' Davis, life coaches, the death of books, and much more!

Eric, Autumn, and Jay help Greg sort through, and pick up the pieces from his latest failed relationship.

Show number two from The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB radio in Atlanta, Ga.

Eric, Greg, Autumn, and English Nick chat about grilled cheese for breakfast, Pete Holmes, seekers, Autumn's podcast idea, Ira Glass, sex and hygiene, rescue dogs, relatives of Jonas Salk, Nick's Green Card court proceedings, Sam Smith and Tom Petty, speaking to girl's in middle-school, Japanese men and their love for pillows, Yukio Mishima, buzzing sex toys, James Taylor and the French, Eric's favorite AC/DC songs, the radio show Serial, the BBC's Dave Allen, Double Dare's Mark Summers, Michael Albanese on The Game, SXSW, Eric's Davin McCoy story, the staggering number of iPhone's sold in the 4th Quarter, the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, and much more!

Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about the face you deserve, plus-size models, cannibalism, the Heimlich maneuver, deism, jokes lost in translation, archi-Tech-ture, a jealous God, witch hunts, the silliness of family pride, immigration, government dependence vs. individual responsibility, radio pay, The VonHaessler Doctrine, Isoroku Yamamoto, cover bands, the old guy at the disco, Play60, the not-so-great blizzard of 2015, the dangers of childhood, the Facebook outage, the Tinder app, Hipsters vs. Bro's, dating lesbians, marriage roles, the Katrina movie, the Interstellar Oscar snub, The News Room, the latest Bill Cosby accuser, and much more!

The very first episode of The VonHaessler Doctrine on WSB Radio. Rejoice!

Eric, Greg, Autumn, Jay, and English Nick chat about defensive Germans, Jeff Gordon's retirement, the inconsistency of Skip Bayless, professional water skiing, Deflate-Gate, Clermont Lounge strippers, the surprising Atlanta Hawks, the new Falcons stadium, celebrity tweets, Tiger Woods' missing tooth, the N-word in literature, the national conversation on race, Dudley Moore, hippie deodorant, Eric's new show on WSB, dying in a hospital, giving money to beggars, the astounding number of people in porn, failed blogging, Facebook fights, the stupidity of jealousy, Autumn's nonexistent sex life, maintenance sex, nostalgia for our roots, 4 year olds and 1st person shooters, the controversies surrounding Chris Kyle and 'American Sniper', proper ways to debate, religion, atheism, Kenny Rogers, Styx, and much more!

Eric went into this podcast expecting to talk about all the serious events going on in the world. But when he, Autumn and English Nick started chatting, the conversation quickly turned to good music, good radio, and good times. What a relief!

Eric, Greg, Autumn, and Jay chat about the Connecticut School of Broadcasting, Charlie Hebdo, useless unity marches, terrorism in Paris, Greg in London, Greg's dreams about Autumn, Greg's 99X years, Eric's Reg Guy years, Eric's plan for ending terrorism, exploiting the homeless for laughs, diseases and syndromes named after people, bird-surfin, Kurt Busch's assassin ex-girlfriend, the college football championship, Peyton Manning's future, Cardale Jones, the beauty of Katy Perry, the plastic soul of Lenny Kravitz, the awesome Atlanta Hawks, the dildo in the Play-Doh, twitter diplomacy, McDonald's annoying new ads for millennials, panic attacks, liberals being mugged, and much more!

Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about male privilege, millennial standards of success, the NYPD vs. de Blasio, Justin Ross Harris, the Boston Bomber, the jihadi attack on a French satirical magazine, Black Brunch, so-called passive protest, participation trophies, false balance in terrorism stories, the Detroit/Dallas picked-up flag scandal, Chris Christie and Jerry Jones, Rex Ryan and the Falcons, cultural acceptance of criminality, Al Sharpton, QT hot dogs, popping pills, cosmetic surgery, fear of aging, the downside of having perfect teeth, Farrah Abraham's lips, porn for girls, compassionate cancer, the best ways to die, and much more!