Trigger Warnings: billionaires, unwanted touching, stop-and-frisk, elementary school talent shows, armpit hair, argon gas, fit bitches, Survivor, Mars travel, Mike Bloomberg, aggressive parenting tactics, feminism, electric clippers, narcolepsy, wine tasting, back hair, ukuleles

We’re drinking Imagery Winery Dolcetto 2017. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected]

Trigger Warnings: Trump's State of the Union, the Academy Awards, petty revenge, the DNC, Nancy Pelosi, Iowa, Hi-Chew, incompetence, cardboard boxes, fancy bitch nail polish, healthcare, media markets, urban sweat lodges, fruit salad with marshmallows, drama, ranked choice voting, Amazon Prime, the Yang Gang, long-acting reversible contraceptives, Carrot Top

We’re drinking smoothies with Bloom Vanilla Milkshake Whey Protein. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected]

Trigger Warnings: impeachment, sex trafficking, legal ethics, cats, republican cowardice, Cats: The Motion Picture, taco trucks, Valentine's Day, ranking cats, culinary racism, angry tweeters, cats giving birth, campaign volunteers, Magic Castle, British cats, oats, Adam Schiff, separation of powers, ghost pianos, cat behavioralists, Ivy Park, Tex-mex, civility, Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat

We’re drinking Oat Milk Lattes from Cafecito Organico. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected]

Trigger Warnings: racism, bone spurs, traumatic brain injury, diction drills, antibiotics, meal planning, 45, cheerleading, shitty alcohol, jellicle cats, Cirque Du Soleil, Martin Luther King Jr., men's rights, military injuries, online banking, blue lives, ballet, pittie snuggles, stacks of cash, women's sports, amateur medical advice

We’re drinking Cutwater Spirits Gin & Tonic. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected]

Trigger Warnings: progressive infighting, diet culture, migraines, white lady nonsense, Love Island, stan culture, The Garden of Eden, liposuction, blue light glasses, having money, Lizzo, jellicle cats, fruititarianism, brazilian waxes, vagina candles, marijuana gummies, pie

We’re drinking Muddle & Wilde Habanero-Grapefruit-Cinnamon syrup in soda water. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected]

Trigger Warnings: Australian bush fires, war with Iran, Trumpy Bear, climate change denial, New Jersey, Rupert Murdoch, summer school, hibernation, pizza, stuffed animal culture, spirit days, royal gossip, malicious bots, electric heaters, the free press, Succession, Flag Day, arson

We’re drinking Oat Milk Chai Lattes from Cafecito Organico. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected]

Trigger Warnings: climate change, intergenerational conflict, impeachment, fecal transplants, the Mueller Report, growing up, hangover cures, Republicans, Spice World, Game of Thrones, career success, soccer girlfriends, Equinox, our moms, witch stuff, The Joker, Nancy Pelosi, negative millennial self-talk, 8chan, listener contributions, New Year's manifestations, Roger Stone, Marianna Palka, Democrats in Congress, Jussie Smollett, haircuts, event television, The Donut Hole, female filmmakers, Gwendolyn Christie, Elizabeth Warren, cafetoriums

We’re drinking Sipsmith Gin in a Gin Rickey. Be on our next episode! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: company holiday parties, Hallmark Christmas movies, misophonia, holiday weight gain, Christmas music, festive beverages, gift-giving, holiday stress, Santa, Daylight Savings Time, Christmas wish lists, white elephants, bikini bodies, pop rocks, baking, pet care, being single at the holidays, being partnered at the holidays, ugly Christmas sweaters, the inevitable marching forward of time

We’re drinking Nisse Hygge Oregon Red Table Wine 2017. Be on our next episode! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: classism, sexism, romanticism, avocado toast, New York City, holiday lights, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, sister wives, enthusiastic consent, travel, triggers, self-care, diversity, parenting your inner child, Jagged Little Pill the Musical, safe spaces, knee-jerk reactions, mental health victories, Detective Pikachu

We’re drinking Traditional Medicinals Lemon Echinacea Throat Coat and Breathe Easy.    BE ON OUR HOLIDAY EPISODE! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938

Trigger Warnings: Christmas cheer, millionaires, billionaires, Mayor Pete, Caucasian Audacity, Love Island, unconscious bias, black liquids, free college, Republican talking points, customer service representatives, student loans, the middle class, hippies, film nerds, terrible French accents, selling a TV show, white guys, Parasite, Deadline, Trey Edward Shults, witches

We’re drinking Sol-ti Charcoal SuperAde. BE ON OUR HOLIDAY EPISODE! @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan [email protected] 818-533-8938