Erotically Wasted

Erotically Wasted

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  • 28: Foreign Seduction

    It was evening as we walked arm-in-arm through the quiet streets of Barcelona.

    The sound of Spanish guitar lingered faintly in the air like the romance of this city.

    My lover spoke not a word of English, and I but a fair jumble of mashed dialect.

    I was told the best way to learn a foreign language was through a lover.

    And I could see why...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

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    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    9 min
  • 27: Lush, Wet Secrets of the Jungle

    On the back of his scooter we rode through the jungles of Thailand.

    As I raised my arms out like a bird, I drank in the erotic nature of the land.

    An odor of lush wet green + exotic floral filled my nose.

    Primal in essence

    Igniting this feral force inside of me.

    We pulled up to a house set far back away from any town.

    The perfect scene for erotic indulgence.

    But before we went in, he took my face in his hands, holding my eyes captive with his penetrating blue eyes.

    “You are not mine. You belong to the world.”


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    9 min
  • 26: Dinner Party Scandals

    Ornate masks hide our face + character

    Dressed in our finest attire

    Sipping champagne out of tea cups

    Pinkies raised skyward

    Elegantly wasted + perfectly refined


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    7 min
  • 25: Morning Coffee + Fresh Squeezed Juice

    The taste of stale wine faintly lingered in my mouth from the night before.

    Dazed + confused as my eyes roved over the strange environment,

    Attempting to recollect how I had gotten here

    And where “here” even was.


    I was tangled in a mess of sheets + the limbs of a gorgeous man.

    Naked, breathing, + out cold there beside me.

    As my memory started piecing the events back together,

    I laughed + rolled my eyes at my recklessness + frivolity.


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    8 min
  • 24: Mezcal + Birthday Cake

    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 23: Our French Boy

    His breath in my friends ear.

    Telling her stories + making her body shiver with laughter.

    Observation as his lips curled a mischievous smile.

    Made of glass I could see right through him.

    A tale of erotic threesomes with him as the star character.

    Speak the lines correctly, dear, + you’ll have your happy ending...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    8 min
  • 22: Poetry in Motion

    Tell me a story of a woman who’s wild, free, + loose with her morals.

    A tale of recklessness over wine

    Of magnetic mastery + broken hearts.



    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 21: The Black Tie that Binds

    One…two…three…

    I counted the seconds of silence under the black silk tie that blinded me from the scene.

    My body on high alert to to every movement + every sound in the space.

    Fingertips ran up the base of my head, clenching around a handful of hair + tugging my head backward.

    Wet breath on my ear, as whispered profanity set the tone like a spell...


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    7 min
  • 20: Black Coffee + Cigarettes

    He brought the cigarette to his lips.

    The very lips that trailed my inner thigh,

    Making my body tremble in anticipation.

    Frustration.

    As he knew quite well not to give the kid her lolli

    Until she pleaded + begged near to tears for it.



    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    7 min
  • 19: 2am

    She was a creature of the night.

    Dark, captivating, the succubus type.

    Had I been a stronger person, I might be able to resist her magnetic essence,

    But it was her penetrative stare,

    The one that pierced my soul with ten thousand needles of the most exotic poison that took me down like a rhino on the Serengeti...



    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min

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A pause out of our busy lives to reconnect with our wild + erotic. Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder. Dr. Cat Meyer pleasures our ears with sweet + sultry poetic pleasures…