Erotically Wasted

Erotically Wasted

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Erotically Wasted episodes

  • 8 Woman x Woman, Sweet Intoxicant

    When women's bodies do weave together,

    Forms the most exquisite tapestry envied by the poor souls not a part as thread.

    And when between her lips she released a soft sound of exhale,

    I quite nearly lost my mind…


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    5 min
  • 7 Craving Turned Obsessive

    She has that crazed sort of look. 

    The kind that sends waves of desire + fear simultaneously rippling through your body. 

    Hair a ravage. Lips curled back. Blazing eyes that enraptured.

    A creature that could not be tampered.

    Never captured.

    Never owned...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    5 min
  • 6 Naked in the Morning Light

    The morning light shines through the crystal prism in your window, dancing rainbows of light across your blessed face.

    I’m at a loss at how divinity could choose to take residence in my bed.

    My bed.

    The holy site of the most profound wisdoms coming through...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 5 Holy Art Thou Body

    Holy art though body. The sweetest religion.

    Let me pray to cleanse my sin--that I may make it again.

    Wrapped in this dance of salvation + desecration.

    I plead I never have to leave...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    5 min
  • 4: Elegantly Wrong

    What else can I do when you capture my gaze from across the crowded party?

    Am I wrong to fantasize our physical demise in the room next door?

    Or if I’m perfectly elegant about it, can we make it be right...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    5 min
  • 3: Seducing the Artist

    Envious I was of the very air that had the honor of kissing her from the inside.

    Nourishing the very being that existed before me.

    Not a single part of her was left unloved...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 2: How Can I Make You Crave Me

    How can I make you crave me, when all you do is vortex into your own cognitive whirl of crunching numbers + grading pages?

    I know.

    I’ll just be sure I’m my own source of lover…


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 1: Rainstorm Fervor

    We came home drenched from the torrential downpour.

    Laughter filled my lungs as cold wetness penetrated my bones.

    But there was that look you gave me.

    I stood paralyzed, as if my body turned into the same puddle that dripped from my covering.

    As you closed the gap between our ocean + my heart, I swear I didn’t breathe.

    Not once...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min

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A pause out of our busy lives to reconnect with our wild + erotic. Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder. Dr. Cat Meyer pleasures our ears with sweet + sultry poetic pleasures…