Erotically Wasted

Erotically Wasted

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Erotically Wasted episodes

  • 18 Red Light, Green Light

    He’d been a playful fun tease.

    A friend of a friend,

    Confident bordering cocky.

    I liked the taste of the game on my tongue...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    7 min
  • 17: The Grit of Salt + Sand

    As we drove up the coast in his old corvette.

    Any words passing his lips were lost to my ears.

    Mattered not to me, as my mind was already lost in it’s own dream state.

    Saturated in the juice of this very moment.

    His hand found my thigh,

    Steady traveling north to wade his fingers in my tidal pool...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 16: Compulsive Addicts to One Another

    Troubled.

    That’s all I could describe myself to be.

    As her laugh that echoed across the crowded room met my ears in a twisted sort of reunion.

    It was both a piercing shrill + melodic song

    Carrying with it a trail of memories of painful arguments + shattered plates

    Cool summer nights + entwined forms of our bodies in passion...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    7 min
  • 15: The Sound of Melting into Nothingness + Rapture

    Lying across the bed, head in my arms, tangled in sheets

    As my empty mind + empty gaze rested on the space beyond the window pane.

    Two strong hands slide up my body

    From my calves to my thighs to my ass, up my spine.

    I smiled.

    Perhaps doing nothing would just have to wait for another time.

    For who dare deny such a lover the satisfaction...



    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    7 min
  • 14: Self Seduction

    How could anyone view this as immoral

    When the most satisfying palpitation

    Resides in the trigger of our own fingers...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    If you're a couple looking for a sexy immersive experience online, join us for our Digital Seduction series. These 2 hour zoom adventure have multiple layers of interactions, live performances, + experiential activities that will ignite vulnerable conversation about your current intimacy challenges, and inspire more sensual + playful connection.

    Check it out here for the class schedule.

    6 min
  • 13: New York Summer Heat

    I don’t know what’s worse.

    This sweltering heat of a New York summer afternoon,

    Or the forbidden fruit of my roommate’s sexy body as he walks around the apartment.

    .

    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.

    .

    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    If you're a couple looking for a sexy immersive experience online, join us for our Digital Seduction series. These 2 hour zoom adventure have multiple layers of interactions, live performances, + experiential activities that will ignite vulnerable conversation about your current intimacy challenges, and inspire more sensual + playful connection.

    Check it out here for the updated class schedule.

    7 min
  • 12: The Sweet Taste of Leather

    In one hand, he brushed the soft rope down along my jaw line to tilt my chin up, meeting his loving gaze.

    “Tonight, you’ll do whatever I tell you, but not because you don’t want to. But because I own you + I know what’s best for you.”

    I nodded my head just slightly to communicate I understood.

    The rope still pressed under my chin trapping my gaze in a mesmerizing dance with his.



    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    10 min
  • 11: "I Come for Myself"

    I don’t know which was more intoxicating.

    The scent of your perfume that breathed from your exposed neck,

    Or the very real potential that we could be caught.

    In this dark, empty alleyway behind the restaurant,

    Pedestrians but a mere 10 feet from our discovery.


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    6 min
  • 10 Choreography of Three + Some

    The dance of three.

    My favorite choreography.

    Tasting the variability between her lips + his.

    One the sweet make of excitability.

    Flutters of curiosity in her bones.

    The other the deepest, most profound sense of encasement.

    Inspiring poems to the soul...


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    5 min
  • 9 Language of Seduction

    Fingers trace me down.

    Strumming notes along my thigh.

    Mastering the sonata.

    With exquisite grace…


    Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

    A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.

    Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.

    So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.


    Want more?

    Connect with your body + access your inner sex kitten: https://sexloveyoga.mykajabi.com/skf

    Then head over to SexLoveYoga.com to go down the rabbit hole of more relationship + sexual expansion.

    Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer

    Music by Lena Ozea

    5 min

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A pause out of our busy lives to reconnect with our wild + erotic. Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder. Dr. Cat Meyer pleasures our ears with sweet + sultry poetic pleasures…