Sarah is failing to work through her obsession with objectophilia, we figure out what Josh did in his parents closet and our story subjects give each other a "reptile house".

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Josh and Sarah read a section of the two cums up story Captured By Orcs by Christie Sims and find out if Orcs are better lovers than Sasquatch and no one pulls a knife on Josh.

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*CW: non-con sexual situations

Welcome to the first annual Fear Boner Fest! We're reading sexy stories about your favorite monsters and we've cooked up a special Halloween edition of one star yelp reviews of rural strip clubs!

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Sarah and Josh head BACK to the woods, but this time it's to meet a kind stranger who needs our pants.

Listen, this story got 2 cums down, but we reimagined a new ending that's going to make wanna crank it. Right. There.

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Sarah and Josh head to the woods for an intimate interlude with Bigfoots.

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We're reading a second part of YEEN QUEEN where a gender fluid hyena/human hybrid finally gets her crush to "bend the knee" and we are INTO. IT.

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Sarah and Josh read you the story of Ashton, a sad sack heavy metal singer who wishes for a gimmick, and boy does he get one!

It's our Friday the 13th episode, where we also discuss butt funnels, peperroni nipples and John Carpenter comes up again to the surpise of literally no one.

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Sarah and Josh give two cums up to the story of a snake lady and a meek gentleman in a cave, we go down a double dick rabbit hole and still don't grasp how reptiles reproduce.

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Sarah and Josh fall through a hell gate directly on to Lucifer's balls, and crush whatever chances they had of making it in corporate america by doing a dramatic reading from issue 1 of "Horny Biker Slut".

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Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval.

We finish the second half of Santa vs. The Tenatcle Monster and give it 2 cums up!

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