I don't know about you, but I completely forgot the Golden Globes were happening until like 4 hours before the Golden Globes started. This meant every big surprise was especially surprising because, you know, I never had the chance to build up and then lose my excitement for the night. So when Patti won, I screamed! When Glenn won, I screamed harder! And when the Fiji Water Lady revealed herself, I sold everything I owned and moved to the woods in order to isolate myself from society and write a great American novel about the Fiji Water Lady. Where was I? Not sure. Speaking of "not sure," who is Dannemora? Why does someone named Kominsky have a method? And is The Wife a Them now? All those answers–and plenty of hyaluronic acid–can be found in today's episode.