It's a Humpday Dumpster Fire! Winning the lottery is NOT a get-out-of-jail-free card. Ugly brawl at the end of the Kansas vs. Kansas State basketball game. "That guy" didn't vote Derek Jeter into the Hall of Fame.

Instead of beating the Super Bowl to a pulp or depressing you with talk of the Pistons or Red Wings, Joe finds some stories that are sure to make you feel better about yourself.

This weekend was a massive disappointment. Do you know what else is disappointing? Being an adult.

Matt, Brad, and Blake give their thoughts on the Houston Astros cheating. Also, the Pistons ended trade talks with the Atlanta Hawks and Sekou Doumbouya has shown promise in his short stint in the NBA. An interesting segment on what would you want in a coach if you were given the keys to a college football program. Pick Six and Quick Hits to wrap everything up.

Spin the Wheel of Freakin' Destiny! MLB teams won't throw stones in glass houses. What happens when you let a serial bank robber out of jail with no bail? The NBA could learn a thing or two from the NFL.

Joe wants to impeach everyone.

Make the punishment fit the crime! Red Sox and Rangers did not get hit hard enough. Red Wings? More like Dead Things! Bull Viagra is never a good idea. And, steal a car, adopt a teen!

Lessons learned from last night's championship, U of M and MSU have to focus on offense. Eastern, Western and Central Michigan should abandon football! Nick Saban... get a personality! Okay, Boomer! Shut up Millennial! Get over your fear!

Detroit... the home of future stars. The royal family tree is a telephone pole. College football national championship is meaningless. Never buy used diapers. MSU and U of M both lose... who cares?

Are the Pistons starting their rebuild? Matt, Brad, and Blake have their thoughts. The guys also recap the UM/MSU basketball game and Cassius Winston's career performance. What should the Lions do with the 3rd overall draft pick? Pick Six is all about playoff football in the NFL and the National Championship Game.