We're spinning the "Wheel of Freakin' Destiny"! Do you think John Beilein misses U of M? Exacting revenge on the workplace lunch stealer. Doncha' hate it when they get your order wrong? People who complain about being famous are the worst! Remember when FBI stood for "Female Body Inspector?"

Blake Griffin is out for the season. "No cuts" rules violated at Allen Park bowling alley. Bay City man claims "Wild Turkey" caused his erratic driving. Canada redefines the "Corporate Stiff".

Other stuff going on in the world. Hotel cook stabs co-worker... but that's not the worst thing you can do at work. Kentucky love story lands man in jail. Airline passenger demands to be admitted into the mile-high club. Grandma complains she can't get served.

M is for Monday! Bring TB12 to Detroit! Izzo is better when MSU is an underdog, And Joe tells you what you can do with your fitbit.

New Year, new focus for U of M and MSU... it's not football. Lions adjust defensive leadership. These are not my pants, And Grandma got run over with a taser.

Saban runs up the score on Harbaugh. Don't think it wasn't personal. Shots ring out at Saginaw's favorite undie store. Lions announce staff changes... SO? 911 operator proves he's not really very good at his job.

Joe spins the Wheel of Freakin' Destiny! New decade, same old Lions. Facebook knows if you're going to heaven. Lighting fireworks inside a vehicle is never a good idea.

Matt Patricia & Bob Quinn are both coming back for Year 3 with the Lions. And nobody should be surprised. It's almost bowl season with 18 games coming your way on 100.9-FM this year, including CMU & MSU! And we love a good draft... so they guys snake draft a 3-movie Christmas marathon!

You're not very good at your job.

Hump Day Dumpster Fire! Matt Patricia promises staff changes. National early day. Joe solves Bay City's toll bridge issue. The Wings are awful.