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M is for Monday... M is for Marijuana! M is for Miles away... like U of M. Move on MSU. Never fake a medical emergency! Only morons hire defensive coaches. And Millenials fail at Santa Claus.

It's a Hump Day Dumpster Fire! Canada's Thanksgiving message to the people? Fox is begging you to watch Ohio vs UofM. Spartans fighting to get into the Motor City Bowl. And Joe is not into omen who bight and fight.

We send you into the Thanksgiving holiday as we snake draft our Thanksgiving dinner spreads! Which one came up with the best meal? Plus, we keep up with our picks and get you ready for a packed extended weekend of football!

It's a beautiful day in Joe's neighborhood! The Lions are so bad... the XFL actually rejected them! U of M fans are delusional! MSU badly needs outside offense! And GET OFF MY LAWN!

M is for Monday... and Motor City Bowl... Where are all the Meatheads that said the Lions would be better without Matthew Stafford? Gronk in a turtleneck? What's with gas station clerks that are constantly on their cell phones?

The Detroit Lions are once again without Matthew Stafford even though he says that he wants to play. Which College team in Michigan has a trap game this weekend? How bad have Detroit sports been this year? Blake has an interesting stat to prove the underachievement. Pick Six and Quick Hits to wrap up the show.

Spin the Wheel of Freakin' Destiny! Woman arrested for stabbing her twin. Beware airborne bags of cocaine! And FINALLY, PBR unveils "The Family Pack!"

Joe's Errors and Omissions segment... Lions-Red Skins tickets are NOT selling for $5. It's actually MUCH worse! Why is Rutgers in Big Ten? And the world's worst excuse for being caught behind the wheel with liquor on your breath.

It's a Hump Day Dumpster Fire! "Meth... We're On It!". Porsche vs Nissan. Note to Tom Izzo: stay out of the football program!

Anyone want a ticket for the Lions' game... anyone? Plus, does the "show up in court and hope the cop doesn't" thing work? Also, Joe's "Get Off My Lawn" segment fondly remembers the Malice at the Palace.