Shut up Millenial. Okay Boomer! Drew Brees proves the Lions, Wolverines and Spartans are on the wrong track. Porch Pirates on the rampage. Starbucks trample the thin blue line. You can die for your country, but don't you dare light up a smoke!

M is for Monday! And we've got man-eating meth-gators! Nine days until Christmas... and you better buy your sweetie something.

Joe whips out the Wheel of Freakin' Destiny! U of M... get a grip! Thanks for the ride... please accept this stabbing. Why don't cell phones have a breathalizer app? And Joe advocates for the holiday party taser.

It's a Wednesday Hump Day Dumpster Fire! How is Steve Yzerman working for you? Midland man reports, "I've been fished!" And, the most inappropriate Halloween costume imaginable.

What Joe Loves about Walmart. Joe's "Shut up Millenial... Okay Boomer" segment features a checkout confrontation. Heisman race has three transfers. Michigan brothers feud over hunting land. Joe reveals the reason airfare is so costly.

"M" is for Monday. Who will win first, the Lions or the Red Wings? U of M and MSU get less than stellar bowl assignments. Man puts the "meth" back in Methodist. And woman busts cheating boyfriend with help from his FitBit.

Michigan lost to Ohio State for the fifth straight time. Michigan State wins its last game and is bowl eligible. Central Michigan is on its way to Ford Field for its first MAC Championship game in 10 years. Michigan and Michigan State Basketball lost their last games. The Detroit Lions and Pistons are underachieving still. Pick Six and This Weekend in Football is packed with championship games around the College level.

Joe spins the Wheel of Freakin' Destiny! Vikings and Lions... Who CARES? Joe's "Get Off My Lawn" moment fondly recalls the bad haircuts of youth. Remember to clear your browser history. Joe's date to the office Christmas party? His lawyer. Oh, and don't take selfies with a customer's credit card.

You're not very good at your job. Dentist pulling teeth against patients' wishes. Man arrested for brawl following wrong fast-food order. And next time Uber to your drug dealer pal!

U of M vox MSU... yawn. Joe considers a job in government. Marijuana vs vaping. Midland quits its road diet. Joe is emotionally attached... to his pants.