"M" is for Monday, and MSU and Michigan, and Matt Patricia.

Plus, a pair of real-life Heisenbergs. Midland, home to non-passive-aggressive insults!

The Wolverines host the Spartans this Saturday. Matt, Brad, and Blake give their thoughts and predictions of the game. The Lions will attend Colin Kaepernick's workout. Also, the guys discuss Matt Patricia's job outlook now that Matthew Stafford is out for the season. MSU Basketball got a big win over Seton Hall. The guys make their football picks this week and run you through Quick Hits.

Spin the Wheel of Freakin' Destiny! Brown only works for UPS! Pick the Cowboys... and the Wolverines! Wanna day off? Don't burn the place down.

Impeach or don't Impeach? Wait wait! It's not politics! Dantonio used to be good. Harbaugh hasn't delivered. and what's the deal with old people at the gas station?

THe Humpday Dumpster Fire welcomes your new spouse/cousin! Michigan-Michigan State... the Red Wings are on a streak... and Thanksgiving just got a bit more uncomfortable!

Get off my lawn! Lawlessness in the Golden State. Screaming kids at restaurants. Why Michigan-Michigan State was better in Joe's day. Would you want to be O.J.'s waiter?

M is for Monday... and Matthew Stafford... and mediocre. Remember when Monday Night Football mattered?

The Lions are in a battle of the worst against the Chicago Bears this Sunday. MSU Football looks to get above .500 with a win against Illinois. MSU Basketball lost their first game to #2 Kentucky in the State Farm Champions Classic on Tuesday. Juwan Howard won his first game with U of M against Appalachian State. Blake Griffin is close to returning to the Pistons. Andre Drummond is having one of his best seasons. Big games coming up this weekend in football. CMU football is now bowl eligible. Steve Yzerman makes another move for the Red Wings.

Friday Freakout! Would you rather... MSU-Illinois, Lions-Bears? It's just breaded chicken on a freakin' bun! Gender reveal party... just another way to solicit gifts. Joe's words of wisdom... don't sleep in a dumpster!

Detroit... where coaching careers go to die! My dog saved my life. And hair color is a terrible disguise!