Espresso (backup)

Espresso (backup)

By Benedict PolizziComedy
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Espresso (backup) episodes

  • hill that you'll die on
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ)
    https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜!
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's the hill that you'll die on (LIKE DESTINY'S CHILD SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROKEN UP) Ben tells us the story of being heckled on stage bc of his tight pants, he reveals that he has no idea how to greet a woman, he raps like 2 chainz and bans all people who say VIBES and use ellipsis ......
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—๐—ข๐—›๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก:
    https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:
    https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ:
    https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    49 min
  • cup face
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ)
    https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜!
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's something you'll never understand no matter how many times someone explains it to you (LIKE NOT KNOWING THE DIFF BTWN WINSTON CHURCHHILL AND WILT CHAMBERLAIN) Ben reveals why Matthew McConaughey's voice is the way it is, he impersonates his dad in a drive thru and remembers sucking a cup to his face every single day of his life as a kid
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—๐—ข๐—›๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก:
    https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:
    https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ:
    https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    47 min
  • carwashes plz calm down
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ)
    https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜!
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's something that is sexy to you that shouldn't be sexy at all? (like when GUYS PEE?) Ben reenacts the amount of ArmourAll carwashes put on the inside of your car, he realizes how f*cked up halloween really is and tells us the exact moment he felt 30
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—๐—ข๐—›๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก:
    https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:
    https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ:
    https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    1 hr 6 min
  • 100m dash of ppl u hate
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's some shit you DON'T LIKE? (like when people walk with their toes pointing out really far) Ben remembers the anxiety of leaving a voicemail, he examines how annoying people are in elevators and he explains his dream of lining up 5 people he hates to run a 100m dash (and if they slow down they get shot in the leg)
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—๐—ข๐—›๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    49 min
  • fingertips in the freezer
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's the worst first date you've ever been on? (like finding fingertips in someone's freezer) Ben remembers how f*cked up it was when teachers randomly called on you, he explains how awkward hugging is
    and tells us about the most sexual dog petting experience he's ever seen
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—๐—ข๐—›๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    47 min
  • eat crust or die
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: embarrassing things about yourself you can't admit (like faking your pubic hair until high school) Ben reveals what it would be like if his his dad wrote a children's book, tells us what food he will serve at his wedding and explains why he can only sh*t in public
    โœจ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€โœจ
    Helium Comedy Club | Indianapolis, IN | Aug 19th 8:30 ๐ŸŽŸ https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/events/45726
    Comedy Caravan | Louisville, KY | Aug 20,21 7:30/9:30 ๐ŸŽŸ https://www.thecaravan2017.com/events/46921
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—๐—ข๐—›๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    46 min
  • eating your contacts
    ๐Ÿ”’ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™š๐™  (๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    On this shot Ben recaps his weekend at Helium with Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) he tells a story about breaking out in HIVES at work, gets cursed by Friday 13th, realizes he was raised in a buffet and remembers eating his old contact lenses for 2 years
    โœจ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€โœจ
    White Pine Wilderness Academy Broad Ripple, IN Aug 12
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    30 min
  • me in jail
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    on this shot ben responds to DM's about the most scared you've ever been หกโฑแตแต‰ แตแต’โฑโฟแต แต’โฟ แดฌแดบสธ แถ แตƒโฑสณ สณโฑแตˆแต‰ ๐Ÿ‘€ he has a moment of silence for the stores in the mall that didn't make it, imagines himself in jail and realizes every grandma can crochet an afghan. Ben reminds us of all the dumb shit that happened in the summer as a kid then he tells a story about talking to a table he's serving while suffocating on a biscuit
    โœจ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€โœจ
    Helium Comedy Club (featuring for Hannah Berner) | Indianapolis, IN Aug 5, 6, 7
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    51 min
  • creepy coaches
    โ™ฆ๏ธ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐Ÿ”น๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š & ๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ ;)
    this week on espresso ben anonymously goes through the most disrespectful things you've ever done หกโฑแตแต‰ แต—แต’แต—แตƒหกโฑโฟแต สธแต’แต˜สณ แตˆแตƒแตˆหข แถœแตƒสณ แตƒโฟแตˆ แตแต‰แต—แต—โฑโฟแต แตƒสทแตƒสธ สทโฑแต—สฐ โฑแต—๐Ÿ‘€ he talks about his life as a sports anchor intern, ranks the ugliest names for guys (Jeremy), realizes all his knowledge is from GTA and breaks down how weird middle school coaches are
    โœจ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€โœจ
    Sterling Event Center (featuring for Ray Hensley) | Greenwood, IN July 30 8pm
    Helium Comedy Club (Indiana's Funniest Semi-Final) | Indianapolis, IN Aug 3 8pm
    Helium Comedy Club (featuring for Hannah Berner) | Indianapolis, IN Aug 5, 6, 7
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐Ÿ”ธ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐Ÿ”น๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    41 min
  • helping people move
    โ†’ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    โ†’ ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„!
    On this shot Ben anonymously goes through the annoying things your loved ones do, but you don't have the heart to tell them ( หกโฑแตแต‰ สฐแตƒแต›โฑโฟแต แต—สฐแต‰ หกแต’แต˜แตˆแต‰หขแต— แต—สฐสณแต’แตƒแต— โฑโฟ แตƒแตแต‰สณโฑแถœแตƒ) he realizes he's the least Italian guy that's Italian and explains his evil brain vs. his good brain. Bennie tells us why mangos are the mysterious girl at your high school, reveals which famous grandpa he wants to look like when he's older and talks about *his first time* buying a cowboy hat then he goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐Ÿ˜Ž
    ๐—จ๐—ฝ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€:
    Raintree Inn | New Castle, IN July 24 8pm
    Mountain Roots Theatre | Belle, WV 7pm
    Sterling Event Center| Greenwood, IN July 30 8pm
    ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    ๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    37 min

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