Espresso (backup)

this week Bennie talks about the things you wish you knew when you were younger (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵇⁱˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ ᴮᴱᶠᴼᴿᴱ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐᵃʳʳⁱᵉᵈ👀) he reenacts every local car dealership commercial, remembers the time he sat next to a robot human at the Pacers game and explains his cure for ADHD. Ben reveals his mom's obsession with notecards and admits the only thing he learned in school was the DEWEY fucking DECIMAL SYSTEM. He creates new laws: 1) if you leave your shower curtain open you immediately go to jail and 2) people that text you "call me" will be automatically sentenced to death, he confesses how much he loves corn and tells the story about fake lottery tickets almost killing his grandpa, then he goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

UPCOMING SHOWS:

White Lake Yacht Club, Whitehall, MI July 17 8pm

Sterling Event Center, Greenwood, IN July 30 8pm

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

🚨OG ESPRESSO🚨 Ben has Barstool's @JoeyMulinaro on the pod to discuss the Spress question of the week: biggest mistakes you've made but didn't want to admit (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵖᵘᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵍᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗⁱᵖ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵒˢᵉ) they discover how terrifying flea markets are and realize every corporate guy that's over 30 has cone titties & is exactly the same person. They rate the grossest phrases "drop trout" "liquor coat, "run hot", and breakdown the "YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY PAL" viral video, Ben and Joey go through their questions for God, analyze Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule and come to conclusion that they 100% both want to be used car salesmen, then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

UPCOMING SHOWS:

Helium Comedy Club, Indianapolis, IN July 14 8pm

White Lake Yacht Club, Whitehall, MI July 17 8pm

Sterling Event Center, Greenwood, IN July 30 8pm

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

On this shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james bring back the segment DRIPPIN OR TRIPPIN and talk about the hottest animals they've ever seen. All 3 of them reveal their Sixth Sense and FINALLY figure out how to defeat movie quote guy. They breakdown the worst full names, the dumbest young kid names and realize the name DEREK sounds like a sneeze, car wreck, something hitler would say and a couch falling down the stairs, then Ben smacks the table in the studio for 10 minutes straight but you already knew that 😎

UPCOMING SHOWS:

Helium Comedy Club, Indianapolis, IN July 14th

Sterling Event Center, Greenwood, IN July 30th

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

This week on the most ADHD podcast ever Ben explains why he's the most embarrassed person OF ALL TIME, he realizes that if you don't have social media you 100% have murdered someone and Ben reenacts every single tutorial on YouTube. He tells a story about the time during puberty when he thought he had a pencil eraser stuck in his nipple and reveals his biggest fear is not being able to hear someone so many times in a row that they blow his head off. Ben tells why he's unable to ghost people, he discovers that his dream job is landscaping and names chocolate eclair cake the GOD of cookout dessert. Bennie counts down the top5 moments of his life and every single one of them is when Burger King puts an onion ring in his fries and he explains that if you're a hair stylist your hair HAS to be 17 different colors, then Bennie goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

This week ben has comedian @lol_derek_james and internet celeb @liampineiro on the pod to discuss the immature things you'll never stop doing (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵉˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᶜᵉ ᵐᵃᶜʰⁱⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʰᵒᵗᵉˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡʷᵃʸ ᴵᶜᴱ ᵂᴼᴿᴷˢ) they break down the Adult Swim TikTok trend, talk about how bad Ben wants to be Bryce Hall, rank the hottest in-store mannequins, rate the movies that traumatized them as kids, and Derek performs "Listen To Your Fart" 👀 The boys research the origin of "choad", they all agree the Colts mascot should be in jail, they realize the Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit should be in a SAW movie, they figure out Garfield is definitely gay and come to a unanimous conclusion that Chris Angel is the hottest man alive. Then Ben Derek and Liam go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

UPCOMING SHOWS:

Helium Comedy Club, Indianapolis, IN June 18,19,20

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

This week Ben breaks down the fam's weird rules you grew up with (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵖᵃᵖᵉʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ) He gets exposed with a wedding dress on, reenacts the creation of the Reading Rainbow intro song, talks about the time his dad returned only mustard to the store and makes the perfect 3-song mixtape. Ben talks about his nickname PISS BOY, he realizes guys with canes are terrifying, figures out how German chocolate cake was made then he goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

UPCOMING SHOWS:

Harrison Street Tavern, Russellville, IN 7:00/9:30

Helium Comedy Club, Indianapolis, IN June 18,19,20

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 dm ben on instagram (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

MERCH IS SHIPPING OUT THIS WEEK

On this shot Ben goes through the fam's Life Hacks that no one else knows about (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʷᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃʳ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃⁱⁿ?!) He realizes that the macarena is haunted, girls hiccup like they've never hiccupped before and that scones are a failed donut experiment. Later on in the pod Ben learns that he is the voice for many 90's commercials (Wonderball) and toys (BopIt) and if your friends called their parents by their actual names they are currently in jail, he explains why rotisserie chicken is the Mark McGwire of chicken and that absolutely everyone has a lilbitofshit in their pants, then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

MERCH AVAILABLE UNTIL MONDAY: https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop

SHOW IN INDY THIS FRIDAY: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35867/performance/10691328?performanceId=10691328

This week Bennie goes through the words/phrases that the fam can't STAND (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖⁱᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ᵇʳᵃⁱⁿ...)

he breaks down the origin story of the INDIANA LAND interview and explains why it's LOUD GUY SUMMER. Ben realizes his fam only turned the AC on 4 times growing up, has a moment of silence for RUHBARB pie, talks about why leaving a badass gas station is almost as sad as leaving your grandparents and why dust is the bitchiest shit of all time then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

AYO ESPRESSHOES! on this shot Ben dives into the Fam's everyday super powers (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶠˡᵉˣⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᵇˢ ¹⁰⁰% ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʸ) same, whoops. He talks about his colts cheerleading audition, dropping the bread during communion at church and why the vsexiest thing in the world is shuffling cards. Ben reveals is 100% honest Mount Rushmore of bands, realizes that if your dad didn't listen to Bare Naked Ladies growing up he isn't your dad, goes through the endangered species list and talks about how drinking games will eventually send him to hell, then he goes  #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)

→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/

𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

This week Ben has TiKTok e-boy @LiamPineiro and comedian @RayHensleyComedy on the pod to breakdown the Fam's weirdest wishes (ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ ʷ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ) they roast ben's hair for 35 minutes, create the ultimate fast food meal, look through notes on each others phones, realize the best drink of all time is the juice left in DOLE fruit cups, they celebrate the creation of the biscuits that you can peel apart, and try to figure out why tf people in high school had the loudest car speakers IN THE WORLD then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎

𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)

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𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29

𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw

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