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By Benedict PolizziComedy
Espresso (backup) episodes
- things you should like but you hateWhat up Fam??? On this Shot Ben has comedian @SaraPopTarts on the pod and @lol_derek_james bullies his way on the show again ...... ;) They break down the Fam's DM's of things they're supposed to like but find annoying like (like bringing bagels on roadtrips.....) they rank the most basic dog breeds, discuss how to say CRAYON and the difference between a Crayola and RoseArt kid. They invent a dessert hot pocket, discuss sarah's condiment fetish and decide WHO IS MORE ANNOYING: Subway, Penn Station, Jimmy Johns or Jersey Mikes, then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi56 min
- celeb DM'sit's LATE NIGHT SPRESS this week ben goes through the fam's celeb dm's (like dm'ing a girl from the bachelor and humping her leg every night since) it's ASH Wednesday and Ben discovers every time he got ashes growing up they looked like complete shit on his head. He reveals the truth about girls with Dance Marathon in their bios, admits he has bought a Build-A-Bear and realizes if you flirt by complimenting people you're satan's son. Ben breaks down why drinking wine has made him a sexier piece of shit and wonders who's buying Andy Capp's Hot Fries in vending machines and more importantly who in tf is ANDY CAPP anyway? He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi44 min
- worst dating app experienceFAM! TikTok celeb @LiamPineiro is in the studio this week! Ben and Liam go through the Fam's worst dating app experiences (like going on a date with a guy who dislocates his arm and screams bloody murder) they talk about being TikTok boys, their first ringtones, people that were in woodshop class at your high school, the rise in popularity of people pegging each other, learning how to kiss growing up, diaper fetishes, how Liam gained 53 pounds over quarantine LOL and Subway employees, they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr 6 min
- most annoying habitsFAM! ((merch should be at your crib or it should be there in like 1 day)) on this shot half of ben's tooth fell apart and he talks about getting it yanked out of his lil dumb mouth, he analyzes the guy at your high school that always played guitar at parties, he realizes how sexy hotel towels are and his pregnant lady cravings for carrot cake ๐๐ He talks about cheating on PB with Nutella and if you like scoop ice cream better than soft serve you must immediately call the police. Ben remembers how traumatizing the dining room at your house is and how it's impossible it is trying to find someone in a movie theatre lol He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi46 min
- what's your baggage?what up FAM?! it's OG SPRESS and this week Ben has his homie @JoeyMulinaro on the shO ;) They bring back James Benedict and Joy Mulinard for 86 news, Ben and Joey go through the fam's baggage like not showering ... ever, they break down why every guys room looks like applebee's restaurant decoration, the extreme overated-ness of bloody mary's, they lust over extreme home makeover host Ty Pennington and then figure out wtf a kazoo is, they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr 8 min
- annoying friendsMERCH IS SHIPPING SOON ๐คit's an espresso ting eh??? this week Ben breaks down the annoying things your friends do (like sounding like a train when they eat)he remembers kids who passed out all the time, realizes that facebook moms are an actual army and creates the golden rule for shutting tf up. Ben reveals 1 of his 3 favorite rappers are and it's the most obvious thing ever, then explains the difference between girls and guys talking about SEX. He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi37 min
- irrational fearsit's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA :( He admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs when they wear turtle necks and breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer. Ben realizes every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to be gone for an entire decade ... then he gets scared imagining the huge scissors politicians use for grand openings. He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)โโโ ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐!๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi41 min
- conspiracy theoriesTHE MOST A.D.D. podcast IN THE WORLD (world) (world) this week ben brings his comedian homie Joey Bender (@BenderJoey) and they realize that Neil Armstrong forgot his lines during the moon landing bc he saw a hot alien, they reminisce about being home alone during a Zoro burglary and they nail down that Joey looks like QB #6 on Madden create-a-player. Both Ben and Joey agree the show Next is MTV's Mona Lisa, if you know your Apple ID you're a serial killer and MCL cafeteria is a treatment center for knee injuries. They go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi38 min
- singing WRONG lyrics๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ก๐ง๐๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ฆ ๐ง๐จ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฌ ๐ญ/๐ฑ! โโโ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shopit's 2021 FAM! who cares! on this shot Ben goes through the lyrics you've been singing wrong your whole life (like thinking it's ALEX CECILE instead of OUR LIPS ARE SEALED ...ehem) He reveals that he yawn-talked half of his life and looked like a complete bitch and realizes his dream job is to say stuff in the beginning of rap songs (obv) Ben breaks down way too sexy DJ drops, discovers that people who love ranch are the most annoyingly powerful cult IN THE WORLD and he tries to figure out how everyone automatically knows all the words to BABY GOT BACK as soon as they're born, he goes #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ ๐๐ฒ๐ป!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi45 min
- f'd up christmas traditions๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฅ๐! โโโ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shopsup FAM! It's christmas bitch. This week Ben breaks down the fam's weirdest holiday traditions like having a family burping contest .... สฐแตสฐHe explains why if you didn't fight and cry in the McDonalds PlayPlace you're not a man, he talks about how overly-obsessed his dad is with fires to the point of being caveman. Ben discovers that if there's not one person in your family that HATES christmas then your family is fake, he wants you to know that your fart is safe with him and german food is really f*cked up. He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi45 min
About Espresso (backup)
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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice