Espresso

By Benedict Polizzi

Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice... more

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The podcast currently has 229 episodes available.

Espresso episodes:

January 14, 2021 irrational fears
it's LATE NIGHT SPRESS and this week bennie goes through the fam's most irrational fears like thinking someone is going to shoot you in the head every time you stop at a red light HAHA :( He admits that he's 1000% jealous of dogs when they wear turtle necks and breaks down what is actually going on in your silverware drawer. Ben realizes every time a guy leaves his house he acts like he's going to be gone for an entire decade ... then he gets scared imagining the huge scissors politicians use for grand openings. He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
→→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄!

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
41min
January 07, 2021 conspiracy theories
THE MOST A.D.D. podcast IN THE WORLD (world) (world) this week ben brings his comedian homie Joey Bender (@BenderJoey) and they realize that Neil Armstrong forgot his lines during the moon landing bc he saw a hot alien, they reminisce about being home alone during a Zoro burglary and they nail down that Joey looks like QB #6 on Madden create-a-player. Both Ben and Joey agree the show Next is MTV's Mona Lisa, if you know your Apple ID you're a serial killer and MCL cafeteria is a treatment center for knee injuries. They go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
38min
January 01, 2021 singing WRONG lyrics
𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟭/𝟱! →→→ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop
it's 2021 FAM! who cares! on this shot Ben goes through the lyrics you've been singing wrong your whole life (like thinking it's ALEX CECILE instead of OUR LIPS ARE SEALED ...ehem) He reveals that he yawn-talked half of his life and looked like a complete bitch and realizes his dream job is to say stuff in the beginning of rap songs (obv) Ben breaks down way too sexy DJ drops, discovers that people who love ranch are the most annoyingly powerful cult IN THE WORLD and he tries to figure out how everyone automatically knows all the words to BABY GOT BACK as soon as they're born, he goes #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
45min
December 24, 2020 f'd up christmas traditions
𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗜𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘! →→→ https://www.benpolizzi.com/shop
sup FAM! It's christmas bitch. This week Ben breaks down the fam's weirdest holiday traditions like having a family burping contest .... ʰᵘʰ
He explains why if you didn't fight and cry in the McDonalds PlayPlace you're not a man, he talks about how overly-obsessed his dad is with fires to the point of being caveman. Ben discovers that if there's not one person in your family that HATES christmas then your family is fake, he wants you to know that your fart is safe with him and german food is really f*cked up. He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
45min
December 16, 2020 ridiculous trouble
sup? on SHOT 137 Ben breaks down the most ridiculous things the Fam has gotten in trouble for (like asking your teacher if she wears lingerie) ʰᵃʰᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ. He explains the science behind cleaning out your car, how dumb oil changes are, why private school is the army and how DiFfErEnT bus kids are. Ben talks about his experiences passing Victoria's Secret in the mall, how dorky ugly sweaters are and how you've never been more attractive than the time you came to school with a scratchy sick voice. He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
57min
December 09, 2020 annoying roommates
FAM! on shot 136 first Ben goes through DM's of the most annoying roommates (like guys who smoke K2 and scream at the top of their lungs until 3am). He talks about his relationship with his sleep paralysis demon and how Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul will make boxing popular af again. Ben reveals the music people think he listens to compared to the music he actually listens to.... he breaks down how weird Christmas Card families are, how pool noodles impacted his life more than anything, ding dong ditching the president and how INSANE people go when decorating their houses for Christmas (but he secretly is that guy) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
49min
December 02, 2020 weirdest dates
On shot 135 Ben breaks down DM's from The Fam's weirdest dates (like going out w/ a girl and forgetting you have a shellfish allergy, accidentally eating calamari, having her take you to the ER and then still going home with her) he explains the "guys peeing outside" phenomenon and tells us about his beef with card games. Ben reveals that his actual super power is his ass smelling like whatever he was around that day (ex: goes to a bookstore, ass somehow smells like a bookstore) and talks about how drinking dark alcohol actually turns him into the manliest guy of all time. He confesses that his toes look like 90 degree angles and that he sounds like a demonic alien giving birth when he's about to fall asleep :) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi)
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<
𝗨𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀:
Saturday 12/5: Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
47min
November 26, 2020 unpopular opinions
This week Ben and comedians Ray Hensley AND Derek James go through The Fam's unpopular opinions ... like dipping peanut butter sandwiches into chili...⁽ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳⁿ⁾ they try to figure out why girls are satanic when you sleep next to them, they rank fruit roll ups, gushers and fruit by the foot. Someone said Marvel movies are whack and the Espresso pod has something to say about that...
Do you put water on your toothbrush before the toothpaste, or are you completely insane? Is seafood actually disgusting? The guys cover all the important topics then of course they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 !
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
1h 6min
November 18, 2020 100% F*ck No
On this shot Ben breaks down The Fam's 100% F*ck no's (like clipping your toenails so loud you get evicted.....) he creates a rule for the pod aka SpressLaw. He reveals that his super power is knowing when gunshots are in songs, he realizes how hard it is to tell someone they have food on their face .... Ben discovers when your friends mom yells at you it's the most awkward moment of your life whoops and then later on in the pod he falls in love with banana bread ;) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 !
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<
𝗨𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀:
Wednesday 11/18: Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis, IN
Wednesday 11/25: The Caravan Comedy Club - Louisville, KY

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
...more
1h
November 10, 2020 shit I don't like
sup? This week Ben and Comedian Ray Hensley (@RayHensleyComedy) go through the Fam's DM's about SHIT they DON'T LIKE (... like making sex sounds when you eat....) ehem... They discuss if it's okay to call a girl "dude", how often guys should use emojis and how drop dead sexy it is when dudes have 6 year old taste buds.... They breakdown the rap Ray made for a girl, discover Indian pudding then they do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😉
𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 !
>>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<
𝗨𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀:
Wednesday 11/18: Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis, IN
Wednesday 11/25: The Caravan Comedy Club - Louisville, KY

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
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