Espresso

Espresso

By Benedict PolizziComedy
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Espresso episodes

  • PSYCHO siblings
    On this shot Ben responds to DM's about the most PSYCHO things your siblings did when you were a kid ... like zipping someone up in a bean bag and throwing them down the ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ stairs lol, he also realizes he's the most dangerous person to ever step foot on a trampoline. Ben creates a test involving ROCKY IV to find out if the person you're with is THE one, talks about how naming your car is a deal-breaker AND explains the glitch in a golf guy's personality. He goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😉
    𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 !
    >>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<
    𝗨𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀:
    Wed 10/7 Funny Bone (STL) https://stlouisfunnybone.thundertix.com/orders/new?performance_id=2615859
    Thurs 10/8 Metazoa Brewing
    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    51 min
  • random famous crushes
    This week Ben answers DM's about random famous people you guys wanna bang, for example ABE ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ LINCOLN and he discovers that girls with motherly qualities HiT DifFeRent ... ehem. Ben also reveals his wildcard childhood love is the ugliest person from the spice girls. He dives into how your entire flirt game is from Disney movies WHOOPS and realizes for the 17th episode in a row that he's ... the sweetest man ... INTHEWORLD. He goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😉
    𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 !
    >>>> 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! <<<<<
    𝗨𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀: THIS Fri & Sat https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guttys-presents-ray-hensley-tickets-116805613735
    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
    𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
    𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
    𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
    𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi
    41 min
  • most embarrassing moments
    fart so loud mf's wanna find me |
    my first crush |
    chase me around the playground so ik it's real |
    wine and sex when i get home? |
    tooth fairies are gross af
    47 min
  • WAP breakdown
    Helium August 20-22 |
    Meg The Stallion = Pissed Mom |
    j cole NBA song |
    every guys addiction |
    the most perfect man is a dog |
    i want my bed chained to the wall
    47 min
  • the hair story
    I'm a new person & I look like deadpool |
    parents were TOUGH af |
    everyone has a double chin |
    walking on peoples backs..HUH
    41 min

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