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Espresso
By Benedict PolizziComedy
Espresso episodes
- annoying roommatesFAM! on shot 136 first Ben goes through DM's of the most annoying roommates (like guys who smoke K2 and scream at the top of their lungs until 3am). He talks about his relationship with his sleep paralysis demon and how Mayweather Vs. Logan Paul will make boxing popular af again. Ben reveals the music people think he listens to compared to the music he actually listens to.... he breaks down how weird Christmas Card families are, how pool noodles impacted his life more than anything, ding dong ditching the president and how INSANE people go when decorating their houses for Christmas (but he secretly is that guy) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi49 min
- weirdest datesOn shot 135 Ben breaks down DM's from The Fam's weirdest dates (like going out w/ a girl and forgetting you have a shellfish allergy, accidentally eating calamari, having her take you to the ER and then still going home with her) he explains the "guys peeing outside" phenomenon and tells us about his beef with card games. Ben reveals that his actual super power is his ass smelling like whatever he was around that day (ex: goes to a bookstore, ass somehow smells like a bookstore) and talks about how drinking dark alcohol actually turns him into the manliest guy of all time. He confesses that his toes look like 90 degree angles and that he sounds like a demonic alien giving birth when he's about to fall asleep :) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ! (@benedictpolizzi)>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Saturday 12/5: Melrose Ave, Los Angeles, CA๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi47 min
- unpopular opinions
This week Ben and comedians Ray Hensley AND Derek James go through The Fam's unpopular opinions ... like dipping peanut butter sandwiches into chili...โฝสทสฐโฑแถสฐ แตแถแตแตแตหกหกสธ แตแตแตหขโฟ'แต หขแตแตโฟแต แตแตแต สณโฟโพย they try to figure out why girls are satanic when you sleep next to them, they rank fruit roll ups, gushers and fruit by the foot. Someone said Marvel movies are whack and the Espresso pod has something to say about that...ย
Do you put water on your toothbrush before the toothpaste, or are you completely insane? Is seafood actually disgusting? The guys cover all the important topics then of course they goย #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐ย๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !
>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<
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๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29
๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m
๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw
๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/
๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr 6 min - 100% F*ck NoOn this shot Ben breaks down The Fam's 100% F*ck no's (like clipping your toenails so loud you get evicted.....) he creates a rule for the pod aka SpressLaw. He reveals that his super power is knowing when gunshots are in songs, he realizes how hard it is to tell someone they have food on their face .... Ben discovers when your friends mom yells at you it's the most awkward moment of your life whoops and then later on in the pod he falls in love with banana bread ;) He does #ViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Wednesday 11/18: Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis, INWednesday 11/25: The Caravan Comedy Club - Louisville, KY๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr
- shit I don't likesup? This week Ben and Comedian Ray Hensley (@RayHensleyComedy) go through the Fam's DM's about SHIT they DON'T LIKE (... like making sex sounds when you eat....) ehem... They discuss if it's okay to call a girl "dude", how often guys should use emojis and how drop dead sexy it is when dudes have 6 year old taste buds.... They breakdown the rap Ray made for a girl, discover Indian pudding then they do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Wednesday 11/18: Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis, INWednesday 11/25: The Caravan Comedy Club - Louisville, KY๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi38 min
- weird family wordssup? This week Ben breaks down the weirdest family words ... annnnnnnnd . . . e v e r y o n e has a different name for the แถ แตแถแตโฑโฟ REMOTE.........zapper, dinger, clicker, channel-channel, flicker, jesus christ lol. He knows your dads favorite song, tells the orgin story of what he called his pepรจ, gets educated on woobification and brings back the grossest beer commercial that you 100% forgot about. There's a lot more but I honestly forget and oh yeah he makes fun of ohio then does #ViViViViViral and #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Wednesday 11/4: Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis, INFriday 11/6: 1340 Studios - West Hollywood, CAWednesday 11/25: The Caravan Comedy Club - Louisville, KY๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi44 min
- strange addictionsWOAH It's spressy boy's bday ๐ฅณ on this shot Ben responds to DM's about the fam's strangest addictions ... like getting drunk and drinking แถ แตแถแตโฑโฟ milk......... lol He talks like Future and calls out the guy that created Mattress FIRM + makes additions to the "don't say these words" list . Bday Boy realizes you're immune to COVID if you've ever been to a CASINO, confesses his love for halloween and ...... tells you why papa johns has the best breadsticks I SAID IT B*TCH. He goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Wednesday 11/4: Helium Comedy Club - Indianapolis, INFriday 11/6: 1340 Studios - West Hollywood, CAWednesday 11/25: The Caravan Comedy Club - Louisville, KY๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi59 min
- odd turn-offsThis week Ben breaks down the fam's oddest turn offs like calling dogs แตแตแตแตโฑแตหข ....... and saying r.i.p. lol He witnessed the human version of pigpen (from The Peanuts) (if you don't know what that is bye), explains the effect different pairs of pants has on you and realizes when guys turn 50 they create their own language, he goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Mon 10/26 Jokers Comedy Club (Indianapolis,IN)๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi54 min
- worst breakupsThis week Ben breaks down the fam's WORST breakup stories (some are rom-coms and others are 100% psychotic). He has an intense realization that Apple Fritters, Chicken Dumplings and Cheese Curds were all named by the same exact guy lol he dives into why staying hydrated is a conspiracy theory Ben goes #Viral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Wed 10/21 Helium Comedy Club๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi39 min
- PYSCHO siblings pt.2on this shot Ben and comedian Derek James (@lol_derek_james) finish PSYCHO SIBLING dmโs and it turns out e v e r y o n e should be in jail. They discuss why people were passing out at hs parties, the origin of the fart bottle and they let you know if the name you call your gf makes you a simp ๐ Finally they discover your dad's 3 horseman of the apocalypse: drive thruโs, toll roads and roundabouts and then they go #Viral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐ค๐ง ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ง ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ !>>>> ๐๐ผ๐ป'๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ง๐ผ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ & ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐ฒ๐! <<<<<๐จ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐:Wed 10/7 Funny Bone (STL) https://stlouisfunnybone.thundertix.com/orders/new?performance_id=2615859Thurs 10/8 Metazoa Brewing๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐ฆ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29๐ง๐ถ๐ธ๐ง๐ผ๐ธ: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ฒ: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw๐๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐บ: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/๐ง๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr 2 min
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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice