Espresso

Espresso

By Benedict PolizziComedy
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Espresso episodes

  • your wildest intrusive thought?

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    on this pod benny reacts to your wildest intrusive thoughts (like smelling a random baby)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Rochester, NY - May 9-10 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1229938

    Las Vegas, NV - May 24 https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/arts-district/e/benedict-polizzi

    Nashville, TN - June 13-14 https://www.etix.com/ticket/e/1051364/2025-benedict-polizzi-nashville-the-lab-at-zanies

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 40 min
  • the brokest thing you've ever done

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    on this ep benny reacts to the brokest things you've done (like trying to sell your farts online)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆย 

    Rochester, NY - May 9-10 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1229938

    Las Vegas, NV - May 24 https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/arts-district/e/benedict-polizzi

    Nashville, TN - June 13-14 https://www.etix.com/ticket/e/1051364/2025-benedict-polizzi-nashville-the-lab-at-zanies
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 25 min
  • discontinued food you wanna bring back?

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    on this ep benny reacts to the discontinued food or drink you guys wanna bring back (like laffy taffy watermelon)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Rochester, NY - May 5 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1229938

    Las Vegas, NV - May 24 https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/arts-district/e/benedict-polizzi

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 59 min
  • the time you fumbled the bag

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    on this pod benny reacts to the times you fumbled the bag (like winning one of those cars in the mall but thought it was a scam)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Plano, TX - Apr 2 https://www.micdropcomedyplano.com/shows/305073

    Rochester, NY - May 5 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1229938

    Las Vegas, NV - May 24 https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/arts-district/e/benedict-polizzi

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 15 min
  • what's the game you made up?

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    on this ep benny reacts on the games you made up & played (like playing hide n seek with xbow markers)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/
    Torrance, CA - Feb 23 https://www.exploretock.com/the-end/experience/532295/benedict-polizzi-live-feb-23rd?date=2025-02-23&size=2&time=10%3A00
    Pottstown, PA - March 8 https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/benedictpolizzi/
    Plano, TX - Apr 2 https://www.micdropcomedyplano.com/shows/305073
    Rochester, NY - May 5 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1229938
    Las Vegas, NV - May 24 https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/arts-district/e/benedict-polizzi
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP
    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 40 min
  • tell me your missed connection๐Ÿ’”

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    on this pod benny reacts to your missed connections๐Ÿ’” (like hookup was so good bro blocked you and got back w his ex๐Ÿ˜)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Torrance, CA - Feb 23 https://www.exploretock.com/the-end/experience/532295/benedict-polizzi-live-feb-23rd?date=2025-02-23&size=2&time=10%3A00

    Pottstown, PA - March 8 https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/benedictpolizzi/

    Plano, TX - Apr 2 https://www.micdropcomedyplano.com/shows/305073

    Rochester, NY - May 5 https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1229938

    Las Vegas, NV - May 24 https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/nevada/las-vegas/arts-district/e/benedict-polizzi

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 45 min
  • moment you realized you were poor

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    on this pod benny reacts to the things that made you realize that you were poor? (like having to eat beans and rice every meal)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Chicago, IL - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

    Rosemont, IL - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100

    Pottstown, PA - March 8 https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/benedictpolizzi/

    Rochester, NY May (linky soon)

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 24 min
  • what's the biggest SCAM?

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    on this pod benny reacts to the things you guys think are the BIGGEST SCAM (like how priority boarding does NOTHING)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Brea, CA - Jan 29 https://improv.com/brea/comic/benedict+polizzi/

    Chicago, IL - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

    Rosemont, IL - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100

    Pottstown, PA - March 8 https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/benedictpolizzi/

    Rochester, NY May (linky soon)

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 26 min
  • CRASH OUT about something

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    on this pod benny reacts to the things you scream to yourself while your driving (like fat ppl using scooters at walmart UR NOT DISABLED)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Rutherford - Jan 9 https://www.bananascomedyclub.com/shows/285024

    Chicago - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

    Rosemont - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 13 min
  • merry christmas to everyone except __?

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    on this pod benny reacts to why you don't wish merry christmas to someone (like barbers who won't stfu)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Rutherford - Jan 9 https://www.bananascomedyclub.com/shows/285024

    Chicago - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

    Rosemont - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 17 min

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice