Espresso

Espresso

By Benedict PolizziComedy
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  • thing your ex told you you'd never forget

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    on this pod benny reacts to the things that your ex said that you'll never forget (like telling you look like paula dean)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    ๐Ÿป๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—˜ ๐—š๐—จ๐—ฌ๐—ฆ! ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜

    Indianapolis - Dec 18 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290495

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ

    Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-the-laughs-in-the-sacramento-california-12-15-2024/event/1C006131DC6A4508?_gl=1*zvzgd5*_gcl_au*MTk0MzQ4MTA5NC4xNzI5MjMzNzgy&_ga=2.252934153.1611751562.1729233782-1846946392.1729233782

    Rutherford - Jan 9 https://www.bananascomedyclub.com/shows/285024

    Chicago - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

    Rosemont - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 36 min
  • what's your thanksgiving drama?

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    on this ep benny reacts to your Thanksgiving dramas (like your sister screamed I DONโ€™T SUCK ๐Ÿ† at the dinner table)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572

    Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-the-laughs-in-the-sacramento-california-12-15-2024/event/1C006131DC6A4508?_gl=1*zvzgd5*_gcl_au*MTk0MzQ4MTA5NC4xNzI5MjMzNzgy&_ga=2.252934153.1611751562.1729233782-1846946392.1729233782

    Indianapolis(๐Ÿป๐—ง๐—š!) - Dec 18 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290495

    Rutherford - Jan 9 https://www.bananascomedyclub.com/shows/285024

    Chicago - Feb 12 https://chicago.zanies.com/show/benedict-polizzi-special-event/zanies-comedy-club-chicago/chicago-illinois/

    Rosemont - Feb 13 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/70209203/benedict-polizzi-special-event-rosemont-zanies-rosemont?partner_id=100

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 47 min
  • be a HATER

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    on this pod benny reacts the things you HATE (like lettuce wrapped burgers)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521

    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572

    Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-the-laughs-in-the-sacramento-california-12-15-2024/event/1C006131DC6A4508?_gl=1*zvzgd5*_gcl_au*MTk0MzQ4MTA5NC4xNzI5MjMzNzgy&_ga=2.252934153.1611751562.1729233782-1846946392.1729233782

    ๐Ÿงข๐—ง๐—›๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—˜ ๐—š๐—จ๐—ฌ๐—ฆ! ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜

    Indianapolis - Dec 18 https://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290495

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 19 min
  • what's the scariest thing ever happened to you?

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    on this pod benny reacts to the scariest stuff you guys experienced (like being mugged and hijacked on the same day)


    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571

    Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521

    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572

    Sacramento - Dec 15 https://concerts.livenation.com/we-own-the-laughs-in-the-sacramento-california-12-15-2024/event/1C006131DC6A4508?_gl=1*zvzgd5*_gcl_au*MTk0MzQ4MTA5NC4xNzI5MjMzNzgy&_ga=2.252934153.1611751562.1729233782-1846946392.1729233782

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 11 min
  • ask me somethin

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    on this pod benny answers your questions for him (like how isn't your car DISGUSTING?)
    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/
    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571ย 
    Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521ย 
    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP
    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 16 min
  • what's your cringiest moment?

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    on this pod benny reacts to the cringiest moment of your life (like asking an asian man in a chinese restaurant for a table and it turns out he does not work there)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/
    Austin - Oct 3 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523ย 
    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571ย 
    Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521ย 
    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572
    Portsmouth - Jan 25 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedian-benedict-polizzi-at-cisco-brewers-portsmouth-tickets-907715289867
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP
    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 32 min
  • what's going on in ur situationship?

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    ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ watch on Youtubeย 

    on this pod benny gives advice abt your love problems (like what to do when your girl's tryna peg you)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/
    Austin - Oct 3 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523ย 
    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571ย 
    Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521ย 
    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572
    Portsmouth - Jan 25 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedian-benedict-polizzi-at-cisco-brewers-portsmouth-tickets-907715289867
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP
    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 22 min
  • what's your irrational fear?

    on this pod benny reacts to your IRRATIONAL fears (like doing your taxes wrong then you're a criminal now)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/

    Austin - Oct 3 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523ย 

    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571ย 

    Buffalo - Nov 14 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521ย 

    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572

    Portsmouth - Jan 25 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedian-benedict-polizzi-at-cisco-brewers-portsmouth-tickets-907715289867

    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP

    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 42 min
  • what's your ACTUAL last meal?

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    ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ watch on Youtubeย 

    on this pod benny reacts to the things you REALLY want for your last meal (like family size container of gushers and KFC breading)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/
    Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522ย 
    Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521ย 
    Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523ย 
    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571ย 
    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP
    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 43 min
  • what needs sum disrespect?

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    ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ watch on Youtubeย 

    on this pod benny reacts to the things you think need a lil disrespect (like ppl on their phone at full volume)

    ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—ก๐—ก๐—ฌ'๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฃ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช๐—ฆ https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/
    Raleigh - Aug 22 https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/shows/254522ย 
    Buffalo - Sept 19 https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/254521ย 
    Austin - Oct 10 https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/254523ย 
    San Diego - Nov 7 https://www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/264571ย 
    Phoenix - Dec 5 https://www.micdropmania.com/shows/264572
    ๐Ÿ’• WATCH BENNY on LOVERS and LIARS ON CW APP
    ๐Ÿงข "๐—™๐—•๐—ข๐—ฌ" ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ% ๐—ข๐—™๐—™ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—› https://benedictmerch.com/

    1 hr 36 min

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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice