Europoor Podcast

This week we talk about how many baguettes a French person eats, and how it's on a downward trend lately. Rats eat an Electric Car and nobody wants to pay for the damage. A brit has been reunited with his lost teeth after 11 years.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro 
1:20 - Rock, paper, scissors
01:46 - How many baguettes does the average French person eat per day?
https://www.thelocal.com/20220330/reader-question-how-many-baguettes-does-the-average-french-person-eat-per-day/
15:23 - Rats! This man’s EV was devoured by rodents
https://www.brusselstimes.com/210741/86-year-old-man-caught-smuggling-heroin-in-brussels
24:19 - British tourist reunited with false teeth he lost in Spain 11 years ago’
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-60327304
35:11 - Outro

This week we talk about how old people can be funny and brutal at the same time. One of the is a harasser that plays dumb and one of them is just checking boxes on his bucket list. And also on this episode we have a young modern artist.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro 
1:42 - Rock, paper, scissors
03:45 - 94-year-old French woman ordered to move after harassing neighbours
https://www.connexionfrance.com/article/French-news/94-year-old-French-woman-ordered-to-move-after-harassing-neighbours
12:28 - 86-year-old man caught smuggling heroin in Brussels
https://www.brusselstimes.com/210741/86-year-old-man-caught-smuggling-heroin-in-brussels
15:33 - Mum gets note from neighbour saying ‘my kids don’t want to see your ass out’
https://metro.co.uk/2021/07/06/mum-gets-note-from-neighbour-saying-my-kids-dont-want-to-see-your-ass-out-14884307/
23:17 - Mum left crying with laughter as daughter proudly shows off 'cakes' she's made
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-left-crying-laughter-daughter-26168054
35:18 - Outro

This week we go on a shopping spree for bones and skulls, find out what's happening in Spain. Spoiler alert: people peeing in the taxi and other people living with a dead body for three months. And also we found a woman whose gonna name her twin babies the same.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro 
1:10 - Rock, paper, scissors
02:24 - Man Lives With Partner's Body for Three Months After She Died 
https://www.newsweek.com/man-lives-partners-body-three-months-after-she-died-1676750
08:06 - A Man Declared Dead by Three Doctors Woke Up Shortly Before His Autopsy
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-man-3-doctors-declared-dead-woke-up-just-before-his-autopsy
13:24 - Drunk man urinates inside a taxi
https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2022/02/08/drunk-man-urinates-inside-taxi-on-spains-costa-blanca-and-then-posts-social-media-footage-of-cab-drivers-reaction/
17:52 - 'I'm giving my twins the same name'
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/im-giving-twins-same-name-26175189
23:10 - Man has more than 200 human bones in his house
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-more-200-human-bones-26180738
26:59 - Bones shopping spree
37:02 - Outro

This week we visit England only to find a Nun that has a go at dancing with a skeleton. We've also found some scottish skiers caught naked on the slopes. Spain also got in with some tragic news about Carrot empire striking back. Italian firm gets very politically incorrect judging by their job ad. And as a bonus Instagram attention seeker gets a fine for being dumb.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro 
1:12 - Rock, paper, scissors
2:25 - Scottish skiers caught in naked snap up 4,000ft mountain in -2C weather
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/scottish-skiers-caught-naked-snap-25765988
10:40 - ‘Nun’ caught dancing with skeleton next to graveyard
https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/13/hull-nun-caught-dancing-with-skeleton-next-to-graveyard-15249020/
17:05 - Spanish man dies in warehouse accident after being trapped by carrots
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/spanish-man-dies-in-warehouse-accident-after-being-trapped-by-carrots-1.5751897
19:37 - Italy is probing a job ad for female receptionists that asks applicants to submit their swimsuit photos
https://www.insider.com/italy-swimsuit-female-receptionist-job-ad-criticism-sexism-2022-1
28:54 - Corruption small talk
33:25 - Czech tourist banned from Venice for posing topless on WWII memorial
https://nypost.com/2022/01/26/tourist-banned-from-venice-for-posing-topless-on-war-memorial/
39:06 - Outro

This week we visit a castle in Wales, where fans of TV show are very intelligent and send a ton of pizza to the TV set. We also visit a german man and his inspiring story of penis enlargement, as well as the beautiful Lapland where reindeer are becoming common transportation methods once again.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
2:12 - Rock, paper, scissors
3:15 - Domino's asks fans to stop ordering pizza to show's Gwrych Castle set
https://news.sky.com/story/im-a-celebrity-2021-dominos-asks-fans-to-stop-ordering-pizza-to-shows-gwrych-castle-set-12491794
12:20 - German man spends $5k on surgery to extend penis size by 25mm
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/german-man-spends-5k-on-surgery-to-extend-penis-size-by-25mm/news-story/c2dd06e26ecf93d2ffd134d5b411e68c
23:27 - Gas prices so high in Finland one woman gets around with reindeer
https://futurism.com/the-byte/gas-prices-travel-reindeer
30:30 - Outro

This week we discuss the wonders of childbirth and the stupidity of the fathers that like pranking their wives during labor. We also talk about naming your 11 kids with the same 4 letters, a couple of horrendous crimes, and sexual deviancy via a webcam. What more could you ask for!

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXwDldmHfeKM0KGgNNJmmsg/videos

This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
1:34 - Rock, paper, scissors
2:51 - Pranking your wife during childbirth
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-kicked-husband-out-during-25840517
13:09 - Couple named all of their 11 kids by using combinations of the same 4 letters
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-named-11-kids-variations-25307506
28:24 - Italian man killed his wife after she refused to have sex with him after he took viagra
https://nypost.com/2021/12/28/italian-man-allegedly-killed-wife-after-she-refused-to-have-sex/
31:46 - Sexual Predator Poses As Gynaecologist, Scams 400 Italian Women Via Webcam
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/sexual-predator-poses-as-gynaecologist-scams-400-italian-women-via-webcam-2656872
34:56 - French man arrested with decapitated head in bag
https://www.thelocal.fr/20220108/french-man-arrested-with-decapitated-head-in-bag-police/
39:07 - More talking and Outro

In this episode we look at some of the weirdest Christmas traditions from around the globe, a bunch of Americans getting busted in Spain for having an orgy on New Year's Eve, a lucky guy that got the head of a rat in his frozen vegetable mix and the comment section of Tick Tock on a very particular video about splitting the bill on the first date.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
1:49 - Rock, paper, scissors
4:10 - World's weirdest Christmas traditions
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worlds-weirdest-christmas-traditions-feeding-25759668
27:27 - Fun Fact Special
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2022/01/04/twins-born-different-years/2441641295696/
29:36 - 70 Americans busted at New Years Eve orgy in Barcelona
https://spanishnewstoday.com/seventy-americans-busted-at-new-years-eve-orgy-in-barcelona_1710606-a.html
33:14 - Spanish man accidentally chews dead rat mistaking it for artichoke
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/spain-rat-food-artichoke-supermarket-b1984886.html
36:31 - Woman sparks debate after her Tinder lover for wanting to split their restaurant bill in half on the first date
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10354179/Woman-slams-date-wanting-split-bill-half-meeting.html
44:43 - Outro

In this episode we talk about some naughty action that was filmed on the altar of a church, a very wise Italian man, wild pig attacks and of course, a topic dear to us, penis statues being stolen by complete degenerates.

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXwDldmHfeKM0KGgNNJmmsg/videos

This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
3:57 - Rock, paper, scissors
5:59 - Porn video filmed on altar of Flemish church
https://www.brusselstimes.com/belgium/192108/investigation-opened-into-porn-video-recorded-on-altar-of-flemish-church
13:10 - Italian man tried to use fake arm to avoid COVID shot
https://nypost.com/2021/12/06/man-who-used-fake-arm-to-avoid-covid-shot-says-life-is-ruined/
21:38 - Two injured as pigs storm golf course in West Yorkshire
https://news.sky.com/story/two-injured-as-pigs-storm-golf-course-in-west-yorkshire-12477545
28:24 - Three giant stone penises stolen from shop
https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/12/teesside-cock-up-as-three-giant-stone-penises-stolen-from-shop-15589242/
36:54 - Outro

In this episode, we're talking about the Scottish legal system and it's weird way of doing things, a very handy electrician from Germany that dabbles in castration, art, and a bunch of others news from Italy, France, Denmark and Turkey. Also this episode was recorded a while back but we were too lazy to edit it, so yeah, hope you enjoy it.

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXwDldmHfeKM0KGgNNJmmsg/videos

This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
1:58 - Rock, paper, scissors
3:44 - Scottish man found guilty of 'idiocy at highest level'
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/drug-driver-who-crashed-onto-25328883
10:54 - Scottish prostitute stole client's BMW after he refused to have sex with her
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/prostitute-stole-clients-bmw-after-25329103
23:52 - Italian man asks police to jail him because life at home is 'unbearable'
https://www.euronews.com/2021/10/25/man-asks-police-to-jail-him-because-life-at-home-is-unbearable
27:00 - ‘€100,000 care home bill for father in France I do not know’
https://www.connexionfrance.com/French-news/100-000-care-home-bill-for-father-in-France-I-do-not-know
35:30 - German on Trial for Castrating Men on His Kitchen Table
https://www.snopes.com/ap/2021/10/28/german-on-trial-for-castrating-men-on-his-kitchen-table/
39:40 - 'Testicle bath' birth control device earns Germany's Dyson Prize
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/10/15/germany-COSO-testicle-bath-James-Dyson-Award/8391634330489/
43:24 - Turkish man joins search party for himself
https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-missing-man-joins-search-party-looking-for-himself-12421588
46:34 - Danish Artist Returned Two Blank Canvasses Titled 'Take The Money And Run' (For $84,000)
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/29/1041492941/jens-haaning-kunsten-take-the-money-and-run-art-denmark-blank?t=1639318317611

We also talk about art for 15 minutes because we're cultured like that.

This week we talk about people swallowing phones, getting investigated by child protective services because of a cat, the Swedish government having to give back money to drug dealers, getting mad at the Scottish legal system as well as a Polish guy that decided to live in the woods.

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXwDldmHfeKM0KGgNNJmmsg/videos

This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro

0:56 - Rock, paper, scissors

2:36 - Kosovo man swallows whole phone
https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/05/man-somehow-swallows-nokia-3310-phone-and-then-needs-doctors-to-remove-it-15209527/

9:26 - UK Woman investigated by child services because of cat
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-hysterics-after-social-services-24924923

16:57 - Sweden must give Bitcoin worth €1.3 million back to drug dealers
https://www.euronews.com/next/2021/08/25/sweden-must-give-bitcoin-worth-1-3-million-back-to-drug-dealers-after-costly-legal-misstep

22:55 - Learning to swear in Spanish
https://lingvist.com/course/learn-spanish-online/resources/spanish-curse-words/

31:12 - Scots priest's sexual abuse of two altar boys 'covered up' by Catholic Church
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/sexual-abuse-hidden-catholic-church-25192600

41:00 - Polish guy moves into the forest because he got sick of the pandemic
https://wydarzenia.interia.pl/swietokrzyskie/news-zamieszkal-w-lesie-bo-mial-dosc-pandemii,nId,5569667

45:11 - Talking about Covid

51:14 - Outro