Europoor Podcast

This week we talk about a very specific alien sighting on an online meeting, an Italian man with a very interesting name runs away with a stolen scratchcard, the ingenuity and stupidness of Spanish squatters, a new trend from Denmark in which young people put nicotine bags in their penises and buttholes, a Polish man that killed his friend and lived with the body for a month, a young Scottish driver that made us mad and last but not least, the cherry on top, 10 Things Irish women won't tell you before you go out with them. Lots of laughs, stupidity, and some very sound dating advice - specifically made to date Irish women.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark, and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro

0:48 - Rock, paper, scissors

04:06 - Man uses morph suit to be invisible on video calls
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-morphsuit-invisible-during-23921220

09:28 - Italian woman wins £430,000 on scratchcard but shop owner runs away with her ticket
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-wins-430000-scratchcard-shop-24918105

15:49 - Spanish squatters demand ransom before leaving vacant property
https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-58310532

28:46 - Young Danish people use nicotine bags by sticking them in their foreskin, butthole and vagina 
https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/ind-under-forhuden-sat-i-numsen-eller-stoppet-op-i-vagina-kreativ-brug-af

33:52 - Polish man killed his friend and lived with his body for a month
https://wydarzenia.interia.pl/wiadomosci-lokalne/news-poznan-przez-miesiac-mieszkal-ze-zwlokami-trafi-na-10-lat-do,nId,5498358

39:28 - Scots boy racer who laughed as he 'flew' over humpback bridge at 90mph and injured pals is jailed
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-boy-racer-who-laughed-25097133

47:39 - 10 things Irish women won’t tell you before you go out with them, revealed
https://www.meanwhileinireland.com/10-things-irish-women-wont-tell-you-before-you-go-out-with-them/?__cf_chl_managed_tk__=pmd_.bOx_FrKQKV.RaGbw1y.N.sUEcrWh2to3WBXxfNBJ9c-1633246796-0-gqNtZGzNAzujcnBszQgl

56:39 - Outro

This week in Episode 22 of the Europoor Podcast we discuss about angry corsican cows, Polish man strikes again with another bonkers story and the French being themselves by getting angry at an American that loved a potato too much. All this and more in this week's episode of Europoor Podcast.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
1:15 - Rock, paper, scissors
4:55 - Aggresive corsican cows
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexledsom/2021/08/26/corsican-cows-wont-give-up-beach-home-to-tourists-post-lockdown/?sh=6e4190c43b05
13:02 - French police baffled by twins DNA in series of rapes
https://www.france24.com/en/20130210-identical-twins-dna-confuses-french-police-rape-case-marseille-france
20:48 - Scottish man stabbed by his wife because he did not stand up for her
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-58584025
31:16 - Polish man breaks into hostel to fry scrambled eggs
https://wydarzenia.interia.pl/lubelskie/news-zamosc-wlamal-sie-i-usmazyl-jajecznice-w-hostelu-grozi-mu-10,nId,5451698
36:16 - Man angers the French by loving his potato too much
https://thetakeout.com/la-pataterie-american-france-potato-french-food-twitter-1847679784
45:25 - Frenchman fined for billboard depicting Macron as Hitler to protest COVID rules
https://www.timesofisrael.com/frenchman-fined-for-billboard-depicting-macron-as-hitler-to-protest-covid-rules/
49:03 - Discussion about COVID Rules
1:00:54 - Outro

Secret Link: Lord Miles: 4Chans Man at the Fall of Afghanistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlU6lhGlrjs

This week we visit good old Poland where we have an archbishop against John Lennon's Imagine, a woman hitting on trains and a man that wants to get closer to God. In the rest of Europe, we have poison from Germany, the good old Italian assisted suicide and the best contest to ever exist, all the way from Montenegro.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
1:35 - Rock, paper, scissors
4:20 - Polish archbishop criticises John Lennon's Imagine song
https://wydarzenia.interia.pl/wiadomosci-lokalne/news-jasna-gora-abp-waclaw-depo-krytycznie-o-piosence-johna-lenno,nId,5423703
18:04 - Pendolino train passes over woman sleeping on tracks
https://wydarzenia.interia.pl/pomorskie/news-lebork-pociag-pendolino-przejechal-nad-spiaca-na-torach-kobi,nId,5432343
24:23 - Polish man drinks disinfectant from church
https://wydarzenia.interia.pl/wielkopolskie/news-koscian-szukal-alkoholu-wiec-wypil-plyn-do-dezynfekcji-znala,nId,5427937
33:40 - Campus drinks poisoned in Germany
https://www.thelocal.de/20210824/students-in-darmstadt-on-high-alert-after-campus-drinks-poisoned/
39:40 - Italian euthanasia petition big enough to force referendum
https://www.thelocal.it/20210826/italian-euthanasia-petition-big-enough-to-force-referendum/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
48:11 - Feet to go unsniffed as Croatian law on seaside fun gets the boot
https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2005/may/17/zagreb.croatia.travelnews
52:15 - The traditional lazyness contest in Montenegro
https://meta.mk/en/idleness-contest-in-montenegro-record-broken-but-three-competitors-still-lie/
56:57 - Bank Robber leaves empty-handed after cashier struggles to read his handwriting
https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2021/08/27/bungling-bank-robber-leaves-empty-handed-after-cashier-struggles-to-read-his-handwriting/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
1:08:47 - Outro

This week we visit a wild rave and sand thieves in Italy, a Belgian woman that winks at chimpanzees, a Scot that throws shite out the window and the eternal saga of Poland man, whom surprises us again with a story of pure stupidity.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
0:36 - Rock, paper, scissors
3:21 - Tourists fined for taking sand and seashells in Italy
9:38 - Swapping pebbles for gems in London
16:10 - Messi's tissue story
24:31 - Belgian woman banned from Antwerp Zoo for having "affair" with chimpanzee
28:32 - Chaotic rave in Italy ends with a death, a birth and a plethora of sexual assault
33:42 - Spain special visa for digital nomads
34:34 - First same-sex partnership concluded in Podgorica, Montenegro
34:55 - Watch: Ferrari Roma gets stuck in narrow alleyway in Italy
36:15 - Wanted man caught sleeping in random flat in Poland
47:05 - Scot hunted by mob after false pedo accuastion
55:25 - Outro

This week Europe is on fire and the news is pretty tragic, but we managed to scrape up a couple of topics to talk about and make fun of. We have a python in the toilet, monkeys escaping from the zoo, the 7 creepiest places in Europe as well as Polish and Scottish gratuitous violence.

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXwDldmHfeKM0KGgNNJmmsg/videos

This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
0:41 - Rock, paper, scissors
3:44 - Monkeys stage breakout from German zoo
9:47 - Farmer moves the Belgian border
19:08 - Austrian man gets nibbled on by 5ft python
23:35 - The 7 creepiest places to visit in Europe
34:37 - Polish bicycle assault and general banter
45:29 - Scottish suspect breaks back during escape, gets bitten by police dog
49:30 - Outro

This week, your favorite weird news podcast brings you news from Poland, Scotland, a few follow-ups on some penis removals as well as some fresh (and not so fresh) news from Germany. We have Danil Trejovic, a polish guy that liked Danny Trejo's Machete series a bit too much, a naked german man gets his laptop stolen by a wild boar as well as making medical history by missing the target during sex.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

00:00 - Intro 
01:25 - Rock, paper, scissors
05:12 - 81 years old man chases kids with machete
13:11 - Scottish woman hosts party to help her pick sperm donor
22:59 - Man makes medical history by missing target during sex
34:28 - Follow up on woman that cut off the penis of her boss
42:23 - Follow up on Sanatorio del Attico (accused of cutting roommate's penis)
49:29  - An entire village learns signs language to make one man’s life better
53:15 - Nude German guy gets his laptop stolen by a wild boar 
56:57 - 95 years old German lady outsmarted scammers

This week we find out more about the mysterious death in a dinosaur statue, a man that drove his dead boyfriend across Spain, a fox that steals shoes and the most scuffed Scottish John Wick character that robs a pizza place in order to buy a puppy. All this and more in this exciting come back of the Europoor Podcast.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
1:15 - Rock, paper, scissors
4:21 - Missing man found dead inside dinosaur statue
9:44 - Man drove boyfriend's dead body through Spain
16:35 - Invisible sculpture sold for $18000
25:42 - Fox steals over 100 shoes in Berlin
33:04 - German man arrested for stealing gum machines
39:49 - Scottish hermit lives off the grid and hopes to marry a Kardashian
48:23 - Scottish teen needs arm surgery after sword fighting with knives
52:39 - Immature man tries to rob pizza shop for money to buy new puppy

This week we discuss about criminal badgers, the royal family, a man that lived as a goat for three whole days, getting your penis stuck in metal rings as well as more weird rules from Europe.

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You can listen to us in most places where you listen to podcasts, as well as our website: https://europoorpodcast.buzzsprout.com/

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
0:55 - Rock, paper, scissors
3:52 - Badger sneaks into top secret ammo compound in UK
10:26 - UK Dad said he ‘needs therapy’ after paying £54 for fish and chips in London
14:26 - Bishop from Ireland sells ‘gift’ of land to developers for €1 million
16:50 - Man lived as a goat for three days
26:37 - Firemen free German man's penis from 13 metal rings
31:56 - More weird European laws
1:09:05 - Outro

This week we discuss about a penis removal from Spain, an asparagus recipe that became law, a British parrot that got returned home after 4 years speaking spanish, a fatal cucumber sex game and a bunch of weird European laws including prohibited kissing, getting tickets for snails and a couple more.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
0:32 - Rock, paper, scissors
1:48 - Woman Cuts Off Boss’s Penis In Spain
8:49 - Asparagus recipe appears in Belgian law database
13:17 - Parrot returns to British owner, speaking Spanish, 4 years after being lost
21:47 - Fatal cucumber sex game in Germany
28:43 - Weird laws in Europe (Part 1)
58:10 - Outro

This week we discuss which European country has the best crime (between murders, thieves and illegal substances), a Polish priest investing the church's money into crypto, a woman distracts a thief with a sexual act until police arrives and even more dumb news from Romania. All this and a bunch more in another episode of the Europoor Podcast.

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This podcast contains explicit language, dark and edgy humor as well as some sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can find all the topics we discussed about in the list below, alongside some timestamps which are added as chapters on the episode as well.

0:00 - Intro
0:37 - Rock, paper, scissors
2:45 - Polish dude prefers prison over living with his mother
9:19 - Polish priest invests church's money in crypto
17:21 - Woman distracts thief with sexual act until police arrives
25:31 - Things you need to know before dating a Croatian guy
32:01 - European crime statistics
59:34 - Romanian nurse fakes being a doctor in London
1:06:17 - Romanian guy demands bribe back through official request to Mayor's office
1:10:48 - Romanian thieves have contest of who can steal the most in 1 hour
1:20:06 - Outro