Ever Felt Like This?

In a timely episode, our Accredited Australians learn why you should never rely on the withdrawal method when making sweet love to cabbages. For starters, the Cabbage Dimension finds the whole thing extremely rude, and also because children like Bronson get left raising green babies that a worrying amount of authority figures believe to be biologically his. Speaking of infants born screaming into the world, Gabriel Twist unveils his Million Dollar Intro Theme for the podcast, and the boys learn more than they care to while reading fan E-mails. Write to us at [email protected]

Your Accredited Australians have reached episode three! If this were a Rove show they’d be cancelled by now, so we’re celebrating our non-cancellation in that most Australian of ways: getting other people to do our work for us. That’s right, ANSWER THE QUESTION by emailing us at [email protected] with your episode-inspired stories so we can read them on air and laugh at someone else for a change. Meanwhile, the Twists use drooling bovine skull child abuse to get a senior citizen’s dental work done in a remarkably prescient comment on proposed NDIS changes.

 Episode aired 11 April 1989

----more----Were you born in the early 80s or early 90s? Does the sight of a freckled ginger child remind you of the paranormal? Does the mere mention of a lighthouse get a song stuck in your head? If so, you may have been exposed to dangerous levels of the children’s television program “Round the Twist”. Join Accredited Australians Aaron Costello and Gabriel Morton on a quest to rewatch the whole series and finally answer if they have, in fact, ever felt like this.