Every Number One Ever

Thurston! THURSTON! Come back to us! Plus Liam and Craig argue about a film tie and Matt tries to keep the peace.

Dwell, smell and tell. All the advice you'll ever need. It's our silver anniversary (not china as Liam said). Our union has remained somewhat stable for 25 whole episodes, and long may it continue. And Liam finally gets the jingle he wanted.

According to Craig, all it takes is a 'good beat'. You heard it hear first folks! Also featuring quavers, melting 'coochies', and a whole show within a show.

Insert a series of witty yet vague observations about the episode's content here... mention cucumber castle... mention 'going on one'... and mention the kitchen of distinction. All the stuff we've come up with over the first few months of ENOE.

I may have overpromised with the rap. However, Craigs three tunes are just... well... there's no superlative that does it justice.

There are some serious big hitters in this list if you were alive and conscious during the 90s and early 00s (our prime era), and as such there is much to be argued about. For a change.

What is the plural of fizz? Fizzes? Fizé? Fie? Fi? And all the Nuremberg facts you can shake a stick at! Lets dive into another week of number ones!

I was in this recording session, and frankly even I don't know who is dead or alive after listening to this pod. God help us. Rest in Peace... maybe.

Liam's ongoing mission is thwarted by the majesty of arguably one of the greatest number one singles of all time - there's no way that wouldn't be unanimous. You know which one we're talking about. That one. No, THAT one. Still unsure? Listen and find out.

One of the giggliest corpsiest episodes ever for which we can only apologise. We'd got very worked up. But its a diverse collection this week. We've got some teenage pop rock, EDM divas, some lesser disco, awful covers, and the sound of Craig angrily scribbling his resignation note.