Every Number One Ever

Frankly, this is the sort of pod we hope for. Some absolute twaddle, some super famous numbers, and some stuff that perhaps was better left forgotten... Plus the first (and maybe only) appearance of Bazz and Jeff.

Just like banana's, we've got 'em. Big ones (oo er), small ones (bless), one's as big as your head. But in our case we're talking about number one singles! Dunno what you were thinking there... filth.

I'd managed to entirely erase this recording from my memory. I have zero recollection of participating in this frippery. If I did so it was under duress. I take no responsibility for my actions. YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING!!

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet... But would a podcast about pop music be as ridiculous is it weren't ENOE? No! Of course not! Shove this in your ears then and stop moaning! Bill Shakes agrees!

42 episodes in and its... yep... another episode where we slander 9 pieces of the pop music canon for your delectation. Did we make the right calls this week? Probably not.

Some weeks its mediocrity, bins and cucumber castles. Other weeks its huge stonking hits taken down by an immedabin. Some weeks... some golden halcyon weeks we get classics presented to us on a platter. Which will it be this week? All three knowing our luck.

This is what this podcast is really about. Discussing the merits and downside of the absolute ditchwater releases of popular music history and taking it seriously?! Boy bands face off against modern pop songstresses, and novelty rock songs compete with forgotten deep cuts. Enjoy!

Just when you thought Craig's opinions on popular music couldn't get weirder... welcome to episode 39. We don't understand either.

With an episode title like that you know this one got a bit silly. All we can do is apologise to Lonnie and his fans. Plus Liam is gunning for one from his hit list of most hated songs to be expunged from the pantheon.

Some weeks we wade through ranks of forgotten and uninteresting tunes from yesteryear. Will this week's episode be one of those? Or will it filled with absolute 80s classic that will inspire debate and discussion? I'll give you a clue, its not the first.