Every Number One Ever

A turbulent time is afoot here at ENOE Towers. Join us for another episode in which one of our intrepid heroes meets his most hated nemesis, and the other two of then mock mercilessly. Is this the end of light hearted banter and camaraderie? Or will Matt's years of therapy finally pay off as he offers a hand of forgiveness to the offending musical artiste? You'll have to listen to find out.

As we trundle our way to the end of January, we're faced with personal dilemmas, and infinitely falling standards here at ENOE Towers. Will tripe sneak in via the back door? Or will the baby be thrown out with the bathwater? And other mixed metaphors to boot!

Splits appear. Liam touts for a new podcast whether you like it or not. We relearn the alphabet. A sprinkle of Eurovision is immediately brushed off and a warning that this episode contains far too much Dane Bowers chat for anyone’s liking.

It makes you dream of spring months doesn’t it.

Oh, and apologies to Taylor Swift. Sorry.

Just exactly what AM I supposed to write in these things without giving away too much of what songs we get or how we vote or just how happy Craig is at being the odd one out (you know he loves being the contrarian really)? Well this week you'll just have to listen. No hints will be given. No sir... nope... (we might talk about Little Mix)

It would be strange if the random hands we were dealt didn't occasionally have some coincidental weirdness, would it? In that spirit we dive into a very odd pod indeed with us opening the door a crack to shed light on one of the strangest beefs in grime history, plus we get our hands very dirty with some of pop's weakest offerings.

Lets see if we can agree on ANYTHING this week shall we? I severely doubt it. But at least we're gathering more data for the next stats attack (whenever that happens) to find out just how out of step Craig is with the other two. So many more to come in 2024!

This is how we should start the new year! This is what this podcast is all about. Some killers, some fillers, some dead fish, and some forgotten gems. Yes! Onwards to 2024 my darlings, let us go forth and F up the year.

After last weeks uproar, hopefully episode 59 might see is dealing with some topics that inspire less ire? Alas, this may not be the case with some of the ditchwater that we've been burdened with secreted liberally across the current history of number numbers. Oh, and its the xmas episode. Not that you'd know it. We've got far more important things to do than celebrate xmas!

All bets are off this episode. We are presented with songs that should be obvious keepers and obvious binners but it appears we have entered bizarro world this week. Is there something in the air? Probably whip-its given our ridiculous behaviour (note: ENOE does not condone the use of nitrous oxide).

Just to make sure things are a little varied. Matt speaks reason interspersed with occasional outbursts of rage, Liam gets on his high horse, and Craig offers yet another contrary opinion... Oh that's our usual mode of operation isn't it. Ah well, here's episode 57! Enjoy.