Every Number One Ever

Of all the various rabbit holes to go down, you elected to go down this one. As did we when we learn about the health history of one of our countries most (in)famous pop stars. Plus the usual nonsense as we seel the fate of another 9 tracks.

Urinary incontinence is no laughing matter. Or perhaps it is. Depends if you ask one of the songstresses of the week that grace our show. Whilst this week isn't scraping the barrel, we're certainly uncovering some of the odder moments in pop history. Have a listen... if you dare.

The second appearance of a big hitter, some random 'also ran' singles from bigger bands, and perhaps the greatest pun I have ever come up with. And we delve into the potted and insulting history of one of the 00s pop... well not 'greats' but certainly they... existed.

Some episodes will fly by in a haze of vague agreement or approval. Sometimes one will feel entirely vindicated that justice has been served. Others we will look back at the end of this pod and question what on earth the prevailing logic was. The other thing it will do is provide reasonable grounds for when we get the lawyers involved.

We have completed a FULL year of this nonsense and we're still cracking on. Just like a runaway train, or the government facilitated decline of the NHS, or Suella Braverman's cruelty to anyone from outside of Kent, we're showing no sign of stopping! 9 more of the best (and additional gristle) for our reviewing pleasure.

A bumper long episode for this episode! Why? Because it is front loaded with stats! Yes STATS! It's a joyous stats attack for you to kick off this episode. But after that we give popular music a good old shake and see what 9 songs fall out. Join us won't you?

We have managed to do 50 full episodes! Thats 9 times 50 songs... maths! This train shows no sign of stopping so lets get cracking headed towards our centenary!

The penultimate episode before our Gold anniversary. Will it be fraternal harmony or trouble and strife? Hopefully the first song of the episode gives you some idea of the direction of travel. Cryptic? You bet your arse but you're dying to know now aren't you?

Hard decisions to make are... hard. This week is no exception to the hardness. In fact, the hardiness (or hardidity) is off the charts. The thing we'd really like to know is if the correct decisions were made? Should we have sacrificed them all to the eternal fires? Or should we have kept them all like those creepy hoarder blokes with the corridors of newspapers? You decide!

Opinions abound in the latest flush of material from the sonic bowels of ENOE towers. Will the pelvis be given a fair hearing? Will an 80s power ballad be saved from the waves a la Kirsty Young? Most importantly, will a charity single be given its due? Whatever that may be.