It’s the discourse episode; let’s talk positions! In some ways it’s a bummer because there is some whack views on tumblr, but on the positive, it’s probably only on tumblr, and literally no one cares about tumblr.

Also, we eventplan 4018’s Pride celebration, demote Sex Pizza Review Guy on Rhodes’ friend list, and design the official ESS t-shirt.

Sometimes you’re having a day: you spill coffee on your shirt and Jeff wanted to talk to you! Ugh. Well today is our day: A day where we talk about our obsession with Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, sex education in our publics schools, and this week: we have a guest! A REAL guest this time: sorry Joseph.

Brianna comes to speak to us about the JuiceBox app, an app of her creation that brings useful sex ed to adults by providing affordable access to professional sex and relationship coaching! You can find and download it on the Apple App Store!

It’s America Day so you knooooow this episode is going to be real horny. It’s a short ep what with the holiday and how bad we are at podcasting, but we talk about the true meaning of the holiday - feeling excluded by culture because of how Not Straight we are.

Also, we don’t understand the fascination with sex, we don’t get why sex is a good thing to see with your eyes, and we can’t conceive of how sex is somehow a thing that is good.

It’s Pride Month, and Marina’s drinking, and her plosives are just awful. Yay! Let’s be real about this - the audio is pretty bad all around this time. partially because of our homophobic guest cat who tries very hard to ensure the pod never gets made by screaming at us.

Also, we play the least interesting and most auditorially unpleasant emoji-based podcast game ever designed, perform poorly remembered Hamilton lyrics for like a long long time, and demonstrate the key difference between a bachelor of fine arts and bachelor of science (hint - it's math).

We are joined this week by Rhodes’ friend, the famously be-pubed Joseph, who really elevates the pod with his banter and insight into greysexuality.

Also, we discuss actual relevant things like imposter syndrome and anxiety and the difficulty inherent in understanding something as fluid and individual as sexuality, sell out with ads for Big Dairy, and what were we talking about again? This is not what we meant to be talking about...

It's a musical extravaganza to welcome you back this week! Be prepared for lots of music and dancing, although not usually concurrently.

Also, we come up with two tangible albeit terrible pieces of actual advice, continue our trend of hot-to-the-minute pop culture references, and flirt with copyright violations.

It's a musical extravaganza to welcome you back this week! Be prepared for lots of music and dancing, although not usually concurrently.

Also, we come up with two tangible albeit terrible pieces of actual advice, continue our trend of hot-to-the-minute pop culture references, and flirt with copyright violations.

So, it turns out that Kyle didn't steal Marina's spot on the road trip, but the road trip did steal both of our sleeps. So now we're super tired.... It's time to take a week off so we can be stronger than ever for next week! If that's even a thing. The only reason we're posting this is because Rhodes made a vow or something?

So, it turns out that Kyle didn't steal Marina's spot on the road trip, but the road trip did steal both of our sleeps. So now we're super tired.... It's time to take a week off so we can be stronger than ever for next week! If that's even a thing. The only reason we're posting this is because Rhodes made a vow or something?

It’s time to discuss asexuality in media, which is to say, we pitch like 7 of our own television shows, plus one app. #WelcomeToAmerica

Also, we put literally every Kyle on blast, struggle to distinguish white dudes from other white dudes, and talk about porn in a completely normal and knowledgeable way.