Hi cousins! On this episode Jill and Molly discuss the pressing need to change our podcast description as this is the very last episode of Molly being in her 20s!

Since Molly is now extremely old, we thought we would take things back to a simpler time and discuss childhood crushes on cartoon characters. Stay tuned for the shocking revelation of Jill's crush from the Disney movie Aladdin (spoiler alert: it's not who you might think).

This convo comes with a DEEP dive into the man, the myth, and the legend that is Caillou's dad, also known as Daddy, also known as Boris??? The cousins will tell you everything you need to know about this icon. Who are his allies? What are his powers? And is he a beta? You'll just have to listen to find out.

If you have opinions on cartoon characters or if you simply think we need to get a life, please write to us at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and revies (5 stars only please), and for the love of God, keep it cute!

Hi Cousins! This week, Jill and Molly are here to bring you allll the pop culture content from two weeks ago.

First, we talk about a topic no one cares about - Lisa Barlow from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (and why she is just like us, internal face threading and all) and Dr. Wendy from the REAL Real Housewives of Potomac (and our takes on her mistakes in trying to get away with fraud).

Then, we talk about another topic no one cares about - Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce, and utter the never-before-heard phrase: can we focus on Keith for a minute?

Next, onto a third topic no one cares about - Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, and in particular, the GALL of Justin wearing jeans and no shirt!!!! On a yacht!!!! 

Finally, Jill and Molly issue some corrections for what we said about The Life of a Showgirl last week - we're NOT apologizing, and we’re not admitting that we were wrong, but we are saying different things. 

As always, don’t forget to give us a five star rating, click the bell for weekly updates (on Spotify at least), and email us at [email protected], unless you want us to suffer. Keep it cuter than JT this week, cousins!

Hi cousins! This week we’re giving you something new, as Jill and Molly put on their music critic hats, giving track-by-track commentary on Taylor Swift’s new album The Life of a Showgirl. As you can see by the title, despite both being eldest daughters, Jill and Molly are unmoved by Swift’s portrayal of the experience.

If you don’t care about Taylor Swift, don’t fear, because we have more CPAP and running content to offer as well! You won’t want to miss the reveal of our exciting new segment intro music for ✨ The CPAP Corner ✨. 

Help our album review reach more listeners by giving us a 5-star rating and a review, and if you disagree with us, we would love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected] if you’d like to provide your own commentary in defence of Ms. Swift. We promise to keep it cute!

Cousins, we have vowed to bring you new episodes in sickness or in health, so that is what we will do. Despite fighting an intense (internal) battle, Jill is joining Molly this week equipped with kleenex, Advil, and gross tea so she can power through and deliver a new episode.

This week, come for the usual (throwbacks from high school, stories from Molly’s class, various grievances) and stay for the unusual (a deep dive into Nicholas Sparks, Jill’s demerit trauma, and stories that would upset Jill and Molly’s parents, if they were to listen to the Pod every week, but apparently they don’t).

As always, don’t forget to rate us 5 stars, leave a review (is that even still a thing?) and most importantly, for real fans only, email us at [email protected]!!!!

Welcome back dear listeners to another episode of Everybody and Their Cousin. This week, Jill and Molly are tackling one of life's biggest questions: what's up with that?

The fact that 20 of our 30 regular listeners haven't rated the pod? What's up with that! 30 year olds doing botox and ozempic? What's up with that! Marathon photos that make you look geriatric? What's up with that!

And of course, Jill and Molly are unpacking how Jill's half marathon went (we promise this will not be a running podcast forever). Plus, special guest Andrea De Marsi is BACK, and you guys, he is putting you to shame with the frequency of his emails.

But never fear, it's not too late - you too can email us at [email protected] with your requests for advice, commentary on our commentary, and concerns/complaints. Keep it cute cousins!

Hi cousins! Well, the title says it all. In episode 30 of the pod, we are discussing the lead-up to Jill's first ever half-marathon, including the necessary step of making three different baked goods and Jill's worst fear of looking like Molly when she finished her marathon.

The ladies also discuss the determination and grit it takes to make it through a training plan and the importance of staying patient and focused.

Other topics include the pod's official stance on marijuana use, the cousins' anxious thoughts that keep them up at night, and recurring dreams.

As always, email us at [email protected] with your questions, comments and concerns. Of course, in doing so, you must remember to keep it cute! Also, leave us a 5-star rating and a review. Keep it cute!

Hi cousins!

Listen this week as we forge on despite some harrowing technical and emotional difficulties to bring you another episode!

Jill and Molly discuss their career updates, including a very exciting announcement from Jill and a tale from the Pre-K bathroom from Molly. The ladies also dive into their running trials and tribulations as Jill's half-marathon is just one week away!

We are also discussing formative childhood lunch items, the new Sabrina Carpenter album, and a call to action from Molly to all men.

As always, email us at [email protected] with your questions, comments and concerns. Of course, in doing so, you must remember to keep it cute! Also, leave us a 5-star rating and a review. Enjoy the ep cousins!

Cousins, today Molly and Jill have decided to alienate as many of you as possible. Are you a Gen Z with a diagnosis? A boomer doing anything at all? A person reacting to news from Molly? We. Will. Offend. You.

But first - Jill and Molly FINALLY figure out how to use their microphones, discuss Jill’s fear of rhabdo, read emails from their biggest fans (i.e., their parents) and issue apologies to Katie for their past wrongdoing.

Tune in to hear the girls sing Don’t Trust Me, discuss the real reason Gen Z's don't think Helen Keller really wrote books, and do a tight 5 on the boy who cried wolf.

Thank you to the 10 cousins who gave us 5 star reviews. If you haven’t, what the hell are you waiting for? And for all of you, this is your call to action to email us questions at [email protected] so we can give you our “advice”. In the meantime, don’t forget to keep it cute (we mean it, you better not forget!!!!!).

Hi cousins!

This week we're bringing you an episode full of high school lore featuring Jill's hometown friend Carrie! If you've ever wondered what Jill was like in high school, it's time to press play. You'll also get the pleasure of meeting special characters such as "The Prince" and "Diced Pineapples Kid," as Molly reiterates how fortunate she was to attend an all-female high school.

The ladies also get a testimonial on the CPAP machine from Carrie, and encourage Jill to dive into the fabulous world of the CPAP. Plus, Jill reads some shockingly vintage Facebook posts and Tweets, and Molly realizes she can't escape her millennial roots.

If you have any shocking high school stories to share, please feel free to email us at [email protected] so that we can anonymize and do a dramatic reading! You won't be disappointed. As always, leave us a review and a five-star rating, and PLEASE don't forget to keep it cute!

HELLLLOOOOOOOO! Cousins, we are BACK with a BANG. Jill and Molly start season 2 by unpacking Justin Bieber's biggest hits, and showcase their singing chops while they're at it. Plus, they get into the joys of FM radio (very kid summer) and unpack a ✨ core cousin memory ✨. This just in: Jill and Molly think we need to bring stuff back!

Next, financial gurus Jill and Molly discuss the things they will never spend money on (there aren't many, but they feel very strongly about them) and enter the politics corner to talk about the crackheads roaming Jill's city. Up next, Jill gives an update on her CPAP machine and the girls unpack the concept of liminal spaces.

Is Aaron from TimeLeft Jill's soulmate? Will Molly be able to remember where she put things? Will Jill and Molly ever put Molly's dad on the payroll? You'll have to listen to find out!

As always, please don't forget to tell your friends, enemies, coworkers and acquaintances about the pod, and write in to [email protected] with all your questions, comments and complaints (we're checking our email incessantly waiting for your messages like its 2009!) Keep it cute cousins!