Happy 2026, cousins! We’re ringing in the new year the only way we know how: confidently declaring what’s in, what’s out, and what we don’t fully understand but have strong opinions about anyway. Jill and Molly debate polka dots, pilates, going analog, “maxing” (???), social media posting, the current state of movie press tours, and so much more.

If you wanted an episode about setting goals and becoming our best selves, you may have to wait for next week, and that's okay! But if you want to hear Jill's hot take about Timothée Chalamet or Molly's thorough explanation of how to eat a baked potato, then you came to the right place.

As always, cousins, please start the year strong by emailing us at [email protected], leaving a five-star rating and review, and keeping it cute in 2026.

We are Everybody and Their Cousin, and we are basically carollers! So gather ye faithful followers as we regale you with our voices.

Jill and Molly start by singing songs of yore, including Breathe (2am), Breathe, and Breathe Me (featuring a real life Sia).

Jill and Molly also celebrate a Christmas miracle - unhinged emails from FOUR fans, including our quarterly update from Andrea DeMarsi and new entries from cousins Katie, Lucy and Bill (Alan, you're slacking).

Then, we have a JJL update - big news, cousins, Jill went on her THIRD date of the year! Spoiler: it was a flop. But don't worry guys, at least Jill had the chance to defend Jojo Siwa from biphobia.

Plus, Molly tells us all about her debut performance with the Christmas Belles, including a 79-year-old icon who stole the show, and Jill explains why what she was looking forward to the most this Christmas was midnight, when the finale of Heated Rivalry dropped.

As always, don't forget to rate us, review us, email us, subscribe etc. See you in 2026, cousins!

Cousins, this week we’re mixing romance, pop culture, and holiday spirit. Jill updates us on her undying love for Heated Rivalry, and the ladies celebrate a major life update with Molly’s engagement to the elusive Tim.

Then it’s game time: the cousins face off in Christmas trivia and movie trivia. Molly reveals that she had no idea that Mark Twain wrote the Princess and the Pauper despite being a Missouri queen, and Jill gets stumped by some challenging It's a Wonderful Life trivia. Don't worry, she redeems herself with some impressively niche When Harry Met Sally knowledge. Listeners, we challenge you to play along at home!

As always, send us your emails at [email protected], leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins. Merry Christmas!

Cousins, this week Jill and Molly have a BAD case of podcast mouth. We have curated the best hour of a two hour recording session for your ears only!

Jill and Molly start by commiserating over the stress that comes with the holiday season in adulthood and childrens’ short attention spans these days. 

Then, of course, Jill and Molly have no choice but to unpack Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s first joint political appearance and question pretty much everything that’s going on there.

Plus, Molly tells the listeners about her recent Christmas movie adventures, and Jill and Molly discuss why she was freaked out by the Family Stone (feat. a live studio recording of Jill and Molly embodying the musical spirit of Hugh Jackman), why they don’t like The Holiday, and why Jill’s reaction to The Happiest Season is concerning.

Stick around after the episode for an update on Jill’s feud with What the $&?!

As always, because it’s Christmas, subscribe, rate, and review us, and email us your Christmas movie recommendations at [email protected]!

Cousins, buckle up: we’re taking a deep dive into our podcast stats, our questionable quirks, and Molly’s undying love for Hamilton. What else is new? Jill and Molly dive into the Creator Spotify Wrapped quiz and discover some shocking revelations about their international fan base (yes, you read that correctly).

The cousins also do "the work" in a couples therapy session about the betrayal of Molly not giving Severance a chance and Jill walking away from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Things get a little heated, and we may have forgotten to use "I feel" statements.

Then, in our brand-new segment Throw It in the DSM-5, the cousins get real about their mental quirks, all in the most self-deprecating way possible. Is it a personality trait or a full-blown disorder to be obsessed with a steamy hockey romance called Heated Rivalry? Only one way to find out…

As always, send us your emails, your five-star ratings, and any validation you have lying around. Keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, what has two eyes, great eyebrows, and a full head of hair? It's ChatGPT's man hallucination! Much like this man (Tim Jr.), this episode is questionably Frankensteined - come along for the ride.

This week, after a brief discussion available only on Patreon, Jill and Molly discuss home invasions, DMing celebrities, and what percentage the Podcast loves various people, shows, and concepts. Plus, Jill and Molly dive into the Core Cousin Memory of the time they met Tyler Oakley in Central Park.

Then the main event - Jill and Molly's Wicked: For Good review. What is the hold Jonathan Bailey has over the girls and the gays? How long is a clock tick? And why couldn't the Cowardly Lion come out of his cage and be doing just fine? These questions are not answered in this episode, but they are posed.

As always, we're desperate for your emails to [email protected], your five star ratings, and your validation. Keep it as cute as Tim Jr., cousins!

Well hello cousins! You may have noticed our new cover art this week! That's right, we are discussing some new directions for the podcast, including the stunning cover art in front of you, as well as a shocking new category we've found ourselves in on the podcast charts.

The cousins also get into hot topics such as Dancing With the Stars, A Court of Thorns and Roses and Molly revealing that she just doesn't "get" mindfulness. And don't miss the revelation of a new podcast character (based on a real person!) by the shockingly terrible name of "Wilbur." If you want to know who this mystical magical person could be, you'll have to listen.

We're also introducing a new segment called "Crush of the Week." Listeners, if you have any crushes of the week of your own to share, please write in at [email protected]. As usual, don't forget to leave a 5-star rating and review, and of course, keep it cute!

Cousins, this week we have been blessed with an email from our promoter, and Jill has been blessed (on air) with images of Molly’s class’s pizza pumpkin and the infamous rainbow fish. 

Jill and Molly show their true millennial colours and reminisce on the genius that was Glee, defend the good name of Ken Tanaka, and of course, catch the listeners up to speed on the latest Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau news.

Then Molly takes the mic to express her newfound love for Benson Boone (and her desire for him to get down to brass tacks), and shares some shocking information about Malala.

Plus, you can’t miss Jill and Molly’s fight over the TV Molly (still) refuses to watch, despite Jill’s pleas.

And that’s what you missed on Glee!

Cousins, New York's hottest new club is called This Episode. This Episode has everything 🤭 It’s got Molly’s update on Halloween in her classroom 🤭 It’s got giant dogs who look like they’re on roids 🤭 It’s got a mysterious man Jill met on the train 🤭 It’s got a rant by notorious sports experts Jill and Molly on why the MLB rules are stupid and the Jays deserved to win 🤭 It’s got a discussion of Jill and Molly’s early 20s crushes (be real, we all have them) 🤭 It’s got Kayla Nicole vindicating that the girls’ warning to Taylor Swift was 100% right 🤭 It’s got Alec and Hillary Baldwin’s cursed relationship 🤭…and more

Please think on the time and effort we spend delivering you entertainment every. single. week. and do your duty by sending us ONE (1) email to [email protected] this week. That’s called keeping it cute cousins! Until next time…🤭

Hi cousins! Today we're here to reminisce about the internet legend known as Noodle the Dog as we examine our Bones Days and No Bones Days on this glorious pod of ours. Stick around for a thorough examination of cursed celebrity couples Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry AND David Harbour & Lily Allen.

Inevitably, these convos lead the cousins down a path of trying to understand why men are... the way that they are. We are sensing a developing theme on this podcast! We don't have any concrete answers, but we are continuing to pontificate.

We also further discuss the reputations of the names Lisa and Karen, and Molly reveals that she's missing a few brain cells after an uncomfortable discussion with a colleague.

Finally, the ladies unpack why at 30 or even "pushing 30" they are now feeling the need to get on their anti-aging skincare and no foundation game.

As always, don't forget to reward our hard work with a beautiful 5-star rating and a review, and feel free to email us at [email protected]. Bye cousins!