Cousins, we can't believe we're saying this, but Season 1 of EATC is coming to a close!

Fittingly, Jill and Molly got meta about the pod this week, coming the shocking and somewhat disturbing realization that one day their future kids could potentially find and listen to the pod.

We're also dissecting some iconic AI-generated chapter titles for our past episodes, including gems like A Bug's Cousin (?), The Rebirthing Breath (??), and iconically, How We Found Out About the Groundskeeper.

We are also reviewing our placement on the podcast charts in categories such as Cousin Banter, Cousin Connections and Theatre Productions. Where do we rank? The answers just might surprise you!

Finally, Molly gives an update about her Maritimes road trip, which unlocks some deep lore from Jill's law school days.

Thank you for listening throughout Season 1 cousins! We can't wait to keep the good vibes going in Season 2. As always, don't forget to review, rate and leave us an email at [email protected]. Keep it cute!

Cousins...buckle up for a truly wild ride. Jill and Molly throw their agenda to the wind and talk about whatever comes to their minds, including their old landlord Ugo, Shakespeare and the most annoying quote known to humankind, and questionable casting decisions on behalf of youth theatre programs.

Then they ask the question on everybody's minds: which was better, ancient Greece or the Roman empire, and more importantly, why did they cancel Olympia's Next Top Herald?

Finally, Jill and Molly do some public service and brainstorm other potential suitresses for Justin Trudeau (aside from Katy Perry). You won't want to miss this one!

As always, don't forget to rate us, review us, follow us on the social media accounts we never post on, and email us at [email protected].

Jill and Molly are back with another truly chaotic episode. Today, they explore how anywhere can be the castle grounds (in your heart), explain how David Guetta ended racism AND homophobia, relive their rave / halloween party glory days, and have a dramatic reading of the truly horrible romance novel Jill is reading.

And then for the main event: Jill and Molly break down the DRAMA with their recent AirBnB hosts and explain why they absolutely did not cause that leak!!!!

Plus, Jill dives into her garlic feet trauma and Molly reveals a horrifying nightmare which recently happened to her involving her beloved Stanley.

As always, please email us at [email protected] with your thoughts - are Jill and Molly the assholes? Is there anything you want them to talk about on pod? Are you concerned and/or scared for and/or about them? Sound off!

Hi listeners! Welcome to another Kid Summer dispatch from yours truly, Jill and Molly!

This week is your chance to sit back, relax, and allow the cousins to regale you with the tale of their summer vacation gone wrong (and then gone right!)

We are also playing our own version of the TikTok inspired game of guessing our shared inside jokes and catch phrases. Listeners, if you guess any of these before we do, you get a gold star.

Finally, Molly's dad has some suggestions for the "woman school" from Episode 20. (We're still workshopping the name.)

If you have other curriculum recommendations or your own story to share about an ill-fated family vacation, email us at [email protected]! Also, don't forget to rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already. Thank you cousins! We love you!

We're baaaaack! Hope you didn't miss us too much, cousins! After a one-week summer break, Jill and Molly are back and better than ever with an in-person recording live from our family lake trip.

This week, we are hard-launching the concept of Kid Summer. Move over, Hot Girl Summer and Brat Summer, because 2025 is all about trips to the ice cream shop, Target, and hitting the pool with your friends and an ice-cold bottle of Crystal Light.

We're also unpacking the recent viral Coldplay concert kiss-gate, the latest from those crazy kids Hailey and Justin Bieber, and more of our Love Island USA Season 7 opinions.

We'd love to hear from you all about your Kid Summer stories, so feel free to email us at [email protected] to add to the lore of this exciting new trend. And as always, don't forget to leave us a five-star rating and a review.

Happy Kid Summer to all of you out there in the cousin gang!

Despite their concerns, Jill and Molly have once again proven that put in front of a mic, they will find something to talk about for an hour (minimum). Today, it’s primarily a number of horror stories about rodents, including bunnies in schools and mice in beds. 

Jill and Molly also bravely pioneer a groundbreaking and generational idea for a mandatory course for men, Jill talks about training for the half marathon she impulsively signed up for, and Molly once again reassures Jill that a hideous picture of her is distorted and deformed.

Plus, Jill gives an update on her sugar-free journey and Molly shares a horror story about being told that her boyfriend is “not eating ice cream” and having a “sugar free summer” (spoiler alert: it was all cap). 

As per usual, we have homework assignments for you: first and foremost, keep keeping it cute. Less importantly, please rate and review us if you haven’t already, follow us at everybody.and.the3 aka the TikTok account we never post on, and email us all your questions, comments, and concerns (we’re sure you have some) at [email protected].

Hi cousins! Welcome to episode 19. By now you probably think you know us, right? Well, think again, because we are constantly switching it up and keeping you guessing.

In this episode, we start on the silly side but then get deep as Jill opens up about her sugar-free journey, which leads us to a deeper conversation about spirituality, manifestation and going after your goals. We've even unlocked the exciting new pod side character Pastor Molly!

Listen to find out why YOU should be living out loud and keeping them guessing each and every day. You can basically think of us as your own personal Mel Robbins.

If you need a life coach or a spiritual guide, don't be afraid to reach out by emailing us at [email protected]! Also, don't forget to rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already. Thank you cousins! We love you!

Welcome to a very special episode of Everybody and Their Cousin featuring our first ever male guest - Jill’s brother Alan! Ask and you shall receive. As the official 52nd most popular podcast for “cousins” and 63rd most popular podcast for “cousin connection”, we take fan requests very seriously. 

Today, the cousins are talking about subway do’s and don’ts (mostly don’ts), various Andreas, the lore behind Alan’s name, and obviously some thoughts about Love Island USA. 

Plus, we keep it fresh by both hating on ChatGPT and using it to create an EATC podcast episode. You won’t want to miss this one, we promise.

As always please rate us, review us, like us, love us, email us, talk to us, talk about us, etc.

Hi cousins!

We're back with another episode this week, covering a range of topics with plenty of tangents as per usual. Listen as the ladies unpack Jill's sudden urge to become a stay-at-home mom slash homesteader à la Ballerina Farms, and Molly's deep reverence for Eddie Murphy's comedic chops.

We're also bringing you our opinions on the cast of Love Island USA Season 7, along with a breakdown of our formative childhood films. And if it wasn't clear from the title, we have a very firm stance on the Shrek 1 vs Shrek 2 debate here on the pod. Don't get it twisted, cousins!

Most importantly, we read our very first fan email! Predictably, the fame is already getting to our heads. If you'd like to contribute to the head-flation, send us another email to [email protected]! Also, don't forget to rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already. Thanks cousins!

Hi cousinitos! Jill and Molly have made time in their BUSY schedules to bring you another episode - we hope you feel lucky.

We know you've been dying for the update on Jill's CPAP machine and $130 water bottle - never fear, Jill is here with her tight 15 on the CPAP and why it makes her look like Cindy Lou Who. Plus, Jill and Molly talk about why Post Malone reminds Jill of Molly's dad, the cousin representation in Ali Hazelwood's new book, Problematic Summer Romance, and why Jill isn't eating processed sugar until July 1. 

Tune in to find out who Daniel is (and what his relationship with Molly is/isn't), how many times Jill can say literally in one episode, and what SHOCKED Molly about Gorham, New Hampshire.

After all that, Jill and Molly get to the topic of today's episode, the new Amazon Prime original, Overcompensating.

As always, please rate us and leave us a review if you haven't already so we can reach more souls/get Wally Baram on the pod.