Hi cousins!

We are so excited to bring you a new episode this week featuring our friend, Mary! As a true friend of the pod, it was only right for Mary to be our first official pre-planned guest.

Tune in as the ladies discuss cultural hot topics such as the 2025 Pultizer Prize for Fiction (hint hint: Molly may be a little miffed by the winning novel) and the Golden Globes' new award for Best Podcast set to begin in 2026 (hint hint: the cousins are officially beginning their For Your Consideration campaign now).

We also get into recent Love Island alumni news, including the Shakespearean drama that is Molly-Mae and Tommy's relationship, unhinged pregnancy announcements, and the puzzling romance between Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa on Celebrity Big Brother.

Finally, the cousins and Mary touch on their wins and fails of the week. The ladies talk sewing classes, excessive screen time, and Harry Potter fan fiction. Bet you didn't see that one coming! For all that and more, you'll just have to press play.

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Keep it cute, cousins!

Welcome to Everybody and Their Cousin: After Dark. Instead of playing you smooth jazz we’ll be fucking up our tech, saying shit we have to bleep out in post, and of course, cackling uncontrollably. 

Today, we’re discussing whether Lil Wayne is a swerf, piloting the Politics Corner (we know you’ve been dying for us to cosplay as pundits), learning how Molly has Magellan vibes, and finding out whether Jill has an example (spoiler: she doesn’t).

Plus, Jill and Molly talk about the psych study that ruined Jill forever and Molly’s gruesome and debilitating injury.

Pull up a chair, grab some snacks and get cozy because this…is Quiet Storm. 

As always, don’t forget to rate us (5 stars only, or 5.5 accounting for inflation) leave a review, and email all your questions, qualms, qomments and qoncerns to [email protected]!

As Gwyneth Paltrow says, asking questions and answering them can heal the world, and that's what we're here to do today. As Jill will remind us, there are a lot of "healers" out there on the dating apps, so why not count ourselves as healers too?

We know that you listeners have a lot of burning questions for us, and we're here to address them once and for all.

What are our thoughts on the upcoming series "Love Island: Beyond the Villa?" Do the cousins know how to fix broken appliances in their homes? What is going on in Jill's journey to love? And how does Molly feel about tackling an unexpected bout of hormonal acne?

We're here to answer all of the above - and in the process, hopefully, we can heal the world.

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Keep it cute, cousins!

Finally, the wait is over after the cliffhanger from last week's episode (we know you've been waiting with bated breath). Jill and Molly are here to tell you all about their experience trying TimeLeft - including how the process works, their honest review, and a never-before-seen inside look behind the curtain into their private texts. TimeLeft, if you want to sponsor us we are here and ready to go.

Plus, Jill and Molly do their corners and talk wins and fails of the week (who's really worse with their finances, and why is the luteal phase so violent?)

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Keep it cute, cousins!

Hi cousins! Jill and Molly are back with another episode discussing some of their wins and fails this week.

We're getting personal in this episode as we talk about our trials and tribulations with unwanted facial hair, Molly's crusty cuticles, and spending way too much money on personal grooming products.

If you're listening to this on Apple Podcasts, you'll be happy to know that we've finally conquered the Great White Whale that is Apple Podcasts Connect Support. We can do hard things!

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We love you cousins!

Cousins, welcome to our most deranged episode yet. Today, Jill and Molly give an update on their streaming numbers, how Jill's dating life is going (spoiler: it's not) and why Molly had to plan a taco party for 180 children.

Plus, Jill and Molly discuss Selena/Benny Blanco and Gabby Windey/Robby Hoffman, iconic films Back to the Future and Clueless, and get real about loneliness.

If you're reading this stop what you're doing and go vote in the poll under Episode 6 (if you're listening on Spotify).

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Hello to all the cousins out there! Jill and Molly are back this week with something special from the archives. In this episode, we're giving you a peek behind the curtain at one of our most beloved and truly deranged childhood theatrical productions, Cold Footsteps. You can think of this as Jill and Molly's origin story, just two precocious theatre kids who loved attention and demanded it through the arts. Not much has changed!

As always, don't forget to follow us on TikTok (everybody.and.the3), leave us a five-star rating, review us, and email all your questions to [email protected]. We love you cousins!

SURPRISE, we’re switching to Mondays cousins. This week, Jill and Molly are giving an update on their wins and fails - has Jill gone on any dates? Has Molly read any more of the Pulitzer Prize winning novel James by Percival Everett? And what is the state of the hern?

Jill and Molly talk about their original musical Cold Footsteps, dating horror stories, and a mishap with a Hamilton Tik Tok…

Plus, stay tuned to find out Jill and Molly’s wins and fails of this week and Jill’s connection to Role Model (aka Tucker Pillsbury).

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Jill and Molly are back and better than ever, this time with real microphones! We can already feel those Hello Fresh deals rolling in as we’re on our way to breaking into the podcast industry.

This week, Jill and Molly are talking about their wins of the week and their fails of the week. Tangents include bad haircuts, Patricia Arquette’s filmography, and disturbing fried chicken spon-con by an infamous nepo-baby turned influencer. Strap in, because it’s a wild ride.

Don’t forget to give us a follow on TikTok at our very normal handle @everybody.and.the3! As always, we invite you to bless us with a five star rating, leave us a review, and email us at [email protected]. We love you cousins!

Jill and Molly gotta get their head back in the game - no more sticking to the status quo, they’re ready for the start of something new.

As professional Traitors stans (obviously), Jill and Molly are here to answer your burning questions (was Wells Adams in the Traitors US season 3? is Zac Efron a good actor?) as well as questions you never thought to ask, like what did we think of Babygirl, who is giving John Krasinski realness, and what is the most annoying nickname of all time.

Don’t forget, we’re all in this together. Help us bop to the top of the podcast charts with a five star rating, leave us a review, and email us at [email protected] so the pod can break free (aka go viral).