Cousins, the tables have officially turned. After Jill successfully convinced Molly (and half the listening audience) to watch Heated Rivalry, it is now Molly’s turn to evangelize. This week she makes her case for Love Story: JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. She also shares some background knowledge about this tragic and iconic couple, showing that her Wikipedia and Reddit deep dives can in fact be put to good use. Jill is seemingly open to the experience, but only time will tell if she will cave the way Molly once did.

The cousins also unpack seasonal affective disorder and what winter does to the brain, pontificate on the newly released film Wuthering Heights (despite never having seen it), and ask the cultural question of our time: should Emerald Fennell be allowed to keep making movies?

Plus, wholesome updates courtesy of the Finch app and Jill’s new pet Oatmeal, and a more grounded conversation about getting serious about body image, because we contain multitudes.

As always, send us your emails at [email protected], leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, welcome to secret identity week - Double Life by Pharrell, people who have a one letter name on the dating apps, Hannah Montana, and the most famous double agents of all time (Jill and Molly), we are doing it ALL. 

Of course, we continue to have our finger on the pulse and as such obviously have comprehensive coverage on Alysa Liu and various Olympic dramas.  

Unfortunately, we do hit pan this week, leading to a discussion of gendered names for different animals (?) and waiters/waitresses vs. servers. But given this episode was almost not brought to you at all, we think you should still be grateful. 

Please make our day this week and email us at [email protected], rate the pod, and tell your friends, family members, and spiritual cousins. We hope you stay cute this week!

Cousins, this week we’re confronting our greatest enemies: the cello teacher who attempted to humiliate Jill and the nail technician who set Molly's hand on fire. But before we get to that, Jill and Molly unpack the painful experience of dropping things at the gym, rehash Super Bowl LX, and debate which winter Olympic sports we could attempt without immediately suffering a career-ending injury.

The cousins then spiral into a round of hypothetical decision-making: would we rather go skydiving, scuba diving, or to outer space? Molly also bravely reports back after recording herself singing on her phone and experiencing an emotional journey, while Jill shares a deeply upsetting story about her cello teacher.

As always, please send us your emails at [email protected], leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, despite the fact that no one emailed us this week, Jill and Molly are back to talk to you about whatever random nonsense comes into our heads. First, we give the people what you're clamouring for - a week old review of the Grammys, including the similarities between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears, and why Britney should have married Michael B. Jordan / George Clooney.

Then, Jill and Molly give the listeners an update on how our New Years Resolutions are going and why it's actually okay that they're mostly not going well. Of course, it wouldn't be Everybody and Their Cousin without JJL (aka, Jill complaining about the dating scene while simultaneously ghosting every person who tries to talk to her).

After a jump scare of a discussion on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry at the Grammys, Jill and Molly dive into The Traitors and make some predictions for the season which we can already confirm were not correct.

Then, Jill wants to talk briefly about Neyo. Did he do anything new recently? No. But it is important to always remember his contributions to the 2000s. From there, Jill and Molly have no choice but to talk about Jay Sean, Taio Cruz, Akon, and Sean Kingston (including why they would rather go to the tropics and drink Pina Coladas than go to the slums where killers get hung).

Finally, the episode wouldn't be complete without discussing why naming the Caillou parents Boris and Doris is pathetic and offering some pre-Super Bowl content (Pats, you were robbed).

PLEASE email us at [email protected], leave us a 5-star rating, tell your cousins about the pod, and keep it cute!

Cousins, this week we’re covering a truly chaotic range of topics—from why Canada is objectively superior (we will not be taking feedback), to our ongoing fixation on The Traitors and all things Robert Rausch.

Molly shares an absolutely unhinged story involving Jill’s parents and their alleged celebrity look-alike, and the cousins unpack the current obsession with 2016 and whether we were truly thriving personally and societally 10 years ago. We round it out with a core cousin memory involving a funeral home that did shape us for better or for worse.

As always, please send us your emails at [email protected], leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, we are here! And we are feeling silly. This week, Jill and Molly circle back on the Finch app and ask the question on everyone’s mind - what would the cavemen have thought about it?

Despite thinking we have nothing to talk about this week, we find ourselves diving into the world of ASMR pyramid schemes, soft launching EATC merch, and of course, reporting on Justin and Katy at Davos.

And then, the main event - Molly has FINALLY finished Heated Rivalry so we can do a full review/debate. And of course, we have to end off with a JLL update, because unfortunately Jill has not yet found her Ilya Rozanov.

As always, don’t forget to email us at [email protected], leave us a 5 star rating, and tell your cousins about the pod!

Cousins, this episode truly has it all. Jill and Molly kick things off with a listener email from our very own podcast promoter, before diving into The Traitors season 4 and unpacking the incredible charisma of Rob from Love Island and the questionable behaviour of Michael Rapaport, AKA Michael Wrap It Up.

The cousins then check in on their New Year’s resolutions (results may vary), dive back into the iconic "apparently" meme, and share an incredible subway story courtesy of Jill’s random friend—proof that public transit remains undefeated.

Things take a turn at the end with an unhinged technical difficulty that somehow becomes free promo for Finch, the self-care app, thanks to listener Katie. We promise this makes sense eventually.

As always, please send us your emails at [email protected], leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, today we are coming in HOT. Tune in to hear a gotcha moment re: Mary and her bags in It’s a Wonderful Life, why our promoter has now also taken on a side hustle as a drop shipper, and an odd request from a special guest star (hint: it’s Tim).

Jill and Molly also reveal their catch phrases (that’s CRAZY and I love that!), give their takes on some listener ins and outs, and get perhaps a bit too passionate about Jordan Firstman.

Plus, thanks to the cousins and our growing listenership, we have received our first true guest star request from financial consultant Al.

Oh, and technically this is our New Year’s resolution episode? We get to that in the last 5 minutes, promise.

As always, don’t forget to email us at [email protected] with any and all New Year’s resolutions you think we need to take under advisement, proselytize the podcast to your friends and cousins, and of course, keep it cute!

Happy 2026, cousins! We’re ringing in the new year the only way we know how: confidently declaring what’s in, what’s out, and what we don’t fully understand but have strong opinions about anyway. Jill and Molly debate polka dots, pilates, going analog, “maxing” (???), social media posting, the current state of movie press tours, and so much more.

If you wanted an episode about setting goals and becoming our best selves, you may have to wait for next week, and that's okay! But if you want to hear Jill's hot take about Timothée Chalamet or Molly's thorough explanation of how to eat a baked potato, then you came to the right place.

As always, cousins, please start the year strong by emailing us at [email protected], leaving a five-star rating and review, and keeping it cute in 2026.

We are Everybody and Their Cousin, and we are basically carollers! So gather ye faithful followers as we regale you with our voices.

Jill and Molly start by singing songs of yore, including Breathe (2am), Breathe, and Breathe Me (featuring a real life Sia).

Jill and Molly also celebrate a Christmas miracle - unhinged emails from FOUR fans, including our quarterly update from Andrea DeMarsi and new entries from cousins Katie, Lucy and Bill (Alan, you're slacking).

Then, we have a JJL update - big news, cousins, Jill went on her THIRD date of the year! Spoiler: it was a flop. But don't worry guys, at least Jill had the chance to defend Jojo Siwa from biphobia.

Plus, Molly tells us all about her debut performance with the Christmas Belles, including a 79-year-old icon who stole the show, and Jill explains why what she was looking forward to the most this Christmas was midnight, when the finale of Heated Rivalry dropped.

As always, don't forget to rate us, review us, email us, subscribe etc. See you in 2026, cousins!