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Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast o... more
FAQs about Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast:How many episodes does Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast have?The podcast currently has 317 episodes available.
December 13, 2021Episode 182: NO BONES?!This episode has no bones! Ha ha, no, that's just a funny joke. It's that dang gholam that's got no bones. For ch. 39-40, we also talk about a Lot of Twos, the Sorority from Hell, and the Artful Dodger Picking Olver up from Day Care. Transcript...more51minPlay
December 06, 2021Episode 181: Top Ten Heroic Mat MomentsIn ch. 37-38, Robert Jordan really tries to drag us into his sexism by making his female characters the absolute worst. Embroider this on a throw pillow: "Women don't have brains; they have babies." Transcript...more48minPlay
November 29, 2021Episode 180: Dickmaster 3000Isn't it nice that the Dragon Reborn can't ever be killed because he's so tall and good at swords? Anyway, ch. 35-36 are bad. We talk about Francine Herbert, Magazine Cutout Women, and MVP Darlin. Also, Viva la Revolution. Transcript...more46minPlay
November 22, 2021Episode 179: The Tallest Man Is in ChargeThis episode includes some upsetting noises, and we're not just talking about every time Min opens her mouth. Ch 32-34 also include: Elaida Failing Upward, Sick History, Lollipops, and the Most '90s Feminism You've Ever Seen. Transcript...more46minPlay
November 15, 2021Episode 178: A Side of SkeletonThis short-ish episode is brought to you by Shake Shack's Bag of Bones! For ch. 30-31, we talk about how Slapping (the Gender Inverse of Spanking), Teens in Charge, being Horny for Caligula, and Emily's Outlander Betrayal. As always, Love Wins. Transcript...more43minPlay
November 08, 2021Episode 177: No Crickets Were Harmed in the Making of this PodcastPlease be mindful of the content warnings: In discussing ch. 28-29, we talk about sexual assault and domestic violence. Skip this one if you need to, and we'll catch you next time! Transcript Links: South Valley Services Domestic Violence 101 Donate to South Valley Services Power and Control Wheel National Domestic Violence Hotline Loveisrespect.org...more46minPlay
November 01, 2021Episode 176: Mean Little Opinions EverywhereCh. 25-27 are not fun! They forced us to explain morality, if that tells you anything. Discussion topics include: Not Like the Other Myrddraal, Oscar Winner Rand al'Thor, Hit in the Face by a Plot Building, and the AU Where Grady's Wife Murders Mazrim Taim. Transcript...more46minPlay
October 25, 2021Episode 175: Sharks and VagrantsAfter our week off, we're pouring one out for the late, great Gary Paulsen. May Valhalla welcome you, Gary. We also discuss ch. 22-24, including debilitating Aes Sedai fetishes, how unnecessary the Kin are, and the latent misogyny of Nynaeve and Elayne's incompetence. Transcript...more49minPlay
October 11, 2021Episode 174: Critically Acclaimed Sex DungeonCh. 20-21 are all about cubes, cubes, cubes. We also call Sammael a Silly Little Goose, wonder where all the assassins are, and question Jordan's portrayal of one-sided loyalty in his so-called "friendships." Transcript...more47minPlay
October 04, 2021Episode 173: Only Real Ones Remember Cha-ChaWe're joined by long-time friend and WoT progenitor Cambria Valente to talk about ch. 18-19! Dicussion points include: Bisexual Chairs, Robot Jordan, F*cking on Broken Glass, and Berelain's Yelp Reviews. Transcript...more46minPlay
FAQs about Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast:How many episodes does Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast have?The podcast currently has 317 episodes available.