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Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast o... more
FAQs about Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast:How many episodes does Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast have?The podcast currently has 317 episodes available.
April 01, 2024Episode 281: R.I.P. Darrell K. SweetWe read the prologue (yes, the entire prologue) of AMoL and talk about pacing and heroism, plus Sally's Psychic Powers, Rand's Tibetan Sky Burial, New Sword Move: Piss Your Pants, the Sequel to "The Village," and the Myrddraal Breakroom. Transcript...more58minPlay
March 19, 2024Episode 280: Don't You Want to Rescue Me?We finish up ToM with celebrations of Gawyn's Puka Shell Necklace, Pevara's Hut, the Tower of Ghenjei Locksmith, Graendal's Turbo Hell, and Olver's Mail Fraud, while condemning how ultimately pointless Moiraine's "death" was....more47minPlay
March 11, 2024Episode 279: A Creepily Slow Rendition of "Bad Romance"Welcome to the Tower of Ghenjei! Is that David Bowie? For ch. 53–55, we talk about the Need to Be Told "No," Gay Old Dens, Helm's Deep Recruitment, the Finn Serving You-Know-What, Dune Box Mist, and Melodramatic Screaming. Transcript...more50minPlay
March 04, 2024Episode 278: The 9/11 Episode of "Bones"For ch. 50–52, we talk about Elayne's Bobby Fischer Political Move, her Pet Frenchmen, Libel/Slander Against Lews Therin, the Little Sun Tzu in Emily's Brain, Uber Driver Perrin, and B. Sanderson's Inversion of Terry Pratchett's "Boots Theory." ...more47minPlay
February 26, 2024Episode 277: Babies ChannelingYou know, like balefire, from their eyeballs? Like laser vision? Anyway. For ch. 48–49 we discuss how Everything is the Aiel's Fault, Rand's Mega Sperm, Asmodean Moiraine, and the Cowboy Lightbringers. Transcript...more41minPlay
February 19, 2024Episode 276: Hashtag Love WinsCh. 45–47 are great for representation: representation of insufferable politicians (Elayne), men who wear unnecessary disguises (Galad), "cool" nerds (Androl), men who hate the club (Perrin), and people who should just be murdered (Mazrim Taim, Tuon). Transcript...more45minPlay
February 12, 2024Episode 275: King Virgin and Queen SlutWho wants to bet on whether this title ends up censored? For ch. 42–44, we talk about Feelings Impermanence, Marriage Bumpers, Prince Loser, the New Kardashians, and Failed Nostalgia. Transcript...more39minPlay
February 05, 2024Episode 274: Perrin's Feelings ExhibitionDespite the title, ch. 39–41 are action-packed (though sadly there is no battlefield kissing). Discussion includes: We Need More Explosions, Getting Right with God, IKEA Pack-It-Up Forges, Galad's Deprogramming, and Who Is Nakomi Plaza? Transcript...more45minPlay
January 29, 2024Episode 273: The First Canine FridgingRIP to a (arguably the only) real one. For ch. 36–38, we talk about how Perrin Is a Mary Sue; we accompany Egg to a Work Meeting; someone floats on the ceiling Mary Winchester-Style; and we discuss the fantasy Ethics of Killing. Transcript...more50minPlay
January 15, 2024Episode 272: Perrin's Ted Bundy StrategyThis isn't the trial of the century, the year, or even the minute, but it's a trial. For ch. 34–35, we talk about Dannil the Danimal, Mr. Integrity, "Bad Apple" Byar, the False Good/Evil Dichotomy, and ask: Where Are the Lawyers?...more40minPlay
FAQs about Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast:How many episodes does Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast have?The podcast currently has 317 episodes available.