Jim goes over some pretty awful slang words like Sammies, Cranky-pated, Buckaroonies, slid into my DM's and more.  Sign up for Jim's patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour

June 22 Funnybone Albany, NY

June 24,25 Catch A Rising Star Princeton, NJ

July 2 Potawatomi Casino Milwaukee, WI

July 7-9 Sidesplitters Tampa, FL

July 10 Improv Orlando, FL

July 14-16 Comedy At The Carlson Rochester, NY

Jim goes over a bunch of made up stories on social media from some desperate people looking for attention. Sign up at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month. Check out Jim on tour in the following cities below in the next couple of weeks. All tour information at jimflorentne.com.

Fredricksburg, VA. Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ. Albany, NY. Syracuse, NY. Princeton, NJ. Milwaukee, WI. Tampa, FL. Orlando, FL. Rochester, NY. Indianapolis, IN.

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then onto dumb Facebook posts. Grown ups posting about how much they like to drink. Wow, how fucking original! Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week and hear some new Terrorizing Telemarketer tracks before the new album comes out. Check out Jim in the following cities in the next few weeks. All info on jimflorentine.com.

Hartford, CT, Fredricksburg, VA, Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ, Albany, NY, Syracuse, NY and Princeton, NJ.

Jim goes over dating profiles and the ridiculous demands that these women want. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour this month in the following cities below. All dates on jimflorentine.com.

Pottstown, PA

Springfield, NJ

Albany, NY

Syracuse, NY

Fredricksburg, VA

Vineland, NJ

Hartford, CT

Princeton, NJ

Baltimore, MD

Jim talks about some terrible quotes that get posted that are completely meaningless. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week plus hear some brand new Terrorizing Telemarketers tracks from the upcoming album. patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about a story of a girl that he was in love with years ago. Then he goes over a few Never Happened posts, some dumb Facebook games, Netflix telling their employees to quit crying and a horrific post about a woman bragging she painted some walls in her house. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about a ridiculous story that never happened and then moves on to dumb Facebook Posts about "fun" board games to play, dumb names for drink specials and a woman eating a whole chocolate bar and saying she had a "Snackccident." Beyond brutal. Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Jim goes over bad baby names including Blaze, Saxton, Zeppelin, Maclaren and more. Subscribe to Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month.

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then gets into the shitty songs played in stores from the 80's including Starship Nothing is gonna stop us now, Beach Boys Kokomo, Shalamar Dancing in the sheets and more. Sign up for 3 extra Everything Is Awful Podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim tells some Gilbert Gottfried stories, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking. Subscribe to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5. Patreon.com/jimflorentine