with Jim Florentine. Idiots of Facebook post dumb shit.

with Jim Florentine. These things never happened, a collection of stories from the internet.

with Jim Florentine. A lot of made up stories at the grocery story, and child who can see no color at "twin day" ...yea, this never happened.

with Jim Florentine. “It’s okay to do nice things for people. You don't have to make it up and you don't have to brag about it. Just fucking do it and that’s it. Stop making up lies.”

with Jim Florentine. "Y'know when a girl writes in her profile that she’s not a sleazy bitch, that means she probably is.”

with Jim Florentine. "Teamwork makes the dream work." No it doesn't.

with Jim Florentine. "You’re supposed to eat pizza, not want to fuck it.”

with Jim Florentine. “She’s bitching about the food at Chuck E Cheese. That’s like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.”

with Jim Florentine. "Ban this stuff. This is hate speech. This is what I consider hate speech”

with Jim Florentine. "If you’re going to fuck your dog, at least treat the dog to a hotel.”