More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one.

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A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media. Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

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The over exposure of the Kelce brothers is dicussed and then dumb inspirational quotes that don't help or inspire anyone. Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Erie, PA, Fort Lauderdale and Key West, FL, San Diego, CA, Scranton, PA and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

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