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This week on Everybody Lurks: Joseph uses a urinal for the first time (?!), Chloe defends black licorice like it’s a personality trait, and we break down the rise of SMS smishing (aka why your grandma thinks she’s texting USPS). We also get into AirTag stalking, the Joe Burrow “jocks and robbers” saga, and why Raya still feels like a dating app designed by a trust fund kid with a ring light. Spoiler: we’re swiping left on everyone. Including ourselves.

CHAPTERS
00:00:00 - Joseph uses a urinal for the first time 
00:05:15 - SMS SMISHING SCAMS 
00:18:00 - Apple Air Tags and Tracking your partner 
00:35:30 - People with 2nd families & their impressive multitasking capabilities 
00:45:00 - Jocks & Robbers
00:50:00 - Joe Burrow and the accidental HARD LAUNCH
00:56:00 - Tagging to make your ex jealous  

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EDITED BY: @Skyler.kaplan
TRAILER MUSIC BY: @chimike

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This week on Everybody Lurks: Joseph finds out he’s been soft-launched on Instagram… as the side piece. Jaleel takes us down memory lane with his all-time favorite Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers.  Tyra Banks, Carmen Electra, and the rise of hotness as a cultural export. Meanwhile, Chloe spills the tea on the top 5 careers most likely engage in infidelity. One of them is not podcasting… but it’s giving foreshadowing.

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This week on Everybody Lurks: Doechii’s glow-up is giving main character energy, Tim Dillon takes aim at the Palisades, and billionaires are out here clearing GoFundMes like it’s charity bingo. We talk about the Shooting Guards documentary —Joseph’s dad, Peter Vecsey, broke the damn story. Also, Chloe thinks he’s kinda hot. And yes, we unearth footage of Jaleel and Marky Mark at the 1991 Rock N’ Jock.

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This week on everybody lurks - we unpack how Onlyfans stigma magically exits the chat when the money starts rollin in. Then Jaleel, Joseph and Chloe get into a foodie-off and even though Joseph brings up the Jordan sneaker cake from Jeff ruby's,  chloe’s the one who walks away with it. And just when things start to settle, Skyler asks the real hard-hitting question: What actually counts as a monster dong? We did not have a ruler ready.

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This week on Everybody Lurks, we dive into the greatest rivalries of all time: Michael Jackson vs. Prince, Drake vs. LeBron, and safe sex vs. real sex. Jaleel admits his mom was basically his booking agent for prom, flying girls in like it was customs and border control. Joseph tries to keep it classy by calling condoms “prophylactics,” like he’s in a 1940s PSA. It’s chaotic, it’s nostalgic, and absolutely nothing is safe.

HOSTED BY:  @Jaleelwhite
HOSTED BY: @Josephvecsey1
PRODUCED BY: @Chlomonsta 
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EDITED BY: @cpaolo6

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Joseph talks about what it’s  like opening in arenas for Adam Sandler. Jaleel and Joseph break down the biggest difference between Black and white comedy crowds—spoiler: one of them will boo you mid-joke.
Plus, would Joseph sell his comedy special to PornHub? (Short answer: yes, if Kendra Lust and Lex Steele produce it) 
It’s unfiltered, hilarious, and just the right amount of career sabotage.

CHAPTERS
00:08:16 - Opening arenas for Adam Sandler
00:11:00 - Starting out in the Stand-up comedy world 
00:19:00 - Joseph's comedy special 
00:33:00 - Black vs. White Crowds 
01:10:20 Joseph Selling his next comedy special to Porn Hub? 
01:17:35 Kendra Lust and Lex Steele should produce Joseph’s comedy special


HOSTED BY:  @Jaleelwhite
HOSTED BY: @Josephvecsey1
PRODUCED BY: @Chlomonsta 
TRAILER MUSIC BY: @chimike
EDITED BY: @Skyler.kaplan 
EDITED BY: @cpaolo6

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Jaleel White and Joseph Vecsey break down how their bromance began on the set of Adam Sandler’s Hustle, and why Joseph might just be the sneaky MVP of basketball. The two dive deep into the fine tradition of lurking—on each other’s exes—and why stalking used to require a trench coat, binoculars, & commitment. Is Matt Rife too pretty for Chloe? Why does Hollywood keep fumbling sports movies? And yes, Jaleel has a Finsta… and it’s active.

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Welcome to Everybody Lurks — the comedy podcast where nothing stays private for long. Actor Jaleel White and comedian Joseph Vecsey dive headfirst into the chaos of our tech-obsessed world, where every DM, text, voice memo, google search, and out-loud thought can and will be used against you.

From stalking your ex to viral screenshots, caught-on-Zoom (pants down) to digital deception—if it lives online, they’ve got something to say! With half-serious takes and a healthy dose of personal baggage, Jaleel and Joseph and their on-screen producer Chloe unpack how social media is ruining communication, one notification at a time.

Welcome to Everybody Lurks — because privacy is dead and we’re here to read the receipts.

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