Everybody Ships Us

It’s confession time! Which of our hosts lies to her friends to get out of consequences? Which host has been ghosting her therapist? Which host films themselves crying to make a tiktok? Which host really loves the sound of the “empty trash” on a Mac computer? Plus, our hosts talk about how the impossible beauty standard for women has hurt them both, their shared desire to date someone “gayer,” their eerily accurate fast-food metaphor for dating, and many of specifically Bonnie’s favorite things.

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Shelley: @shellsifiknow

Bonnie: @thebonniebelle  

Assistern Bri: @brichap_97  

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

You asked… and Jeremy answers! That’s right - all questions in this very special episode are for Jeremy, and his responses? They will absolutely shock you. What is Jeremy looking forward to in his second year of opening our Mail? Which of his cousins would Jeremy smash? And which of us would Jeremy save from a burning building?! Nothing is off limits in this episode. Our hosts chime in with their thoughts, of course, but the star of the show? Our favorite producer, Jeremy!

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The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Have you ever had anxiety about being skinned alive, or perhaps impaled by a jousting stick? You’re in great company. Bonnie and Shelley discuss all the different “Final Destination”-style experiences that keep them up at night during this living room date! Next up, Question 17 in the list of 36 Questions That Lead to Love, in which the hosts reveal their most treasured memory and have a vulnerable friendship moment live on the pod. Bonnie talks about a past boyfriend, Shelley talks about their relationship with their sister, and they debate the value of keeping physical reminders of past loves. And finally, the true meaning of “boys in toys” is revealed, and Bonnie talks for far too long about them. Enjoy!

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Shelley: @shellsifiknow

Bonnie: @thebonniebelle  

Assistern Bri: @brichap_97  

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Shelley and Bonnie have been podcast dating for a whole year, which is cause for celebration - and wine! Join our hosts and Assistern Bri as they get tipsy and relive Bon’s epic 32nd birthday party, fix each other’s emotional issues, and strategize for the bloodbath that was trying to secure Taylor Swift tickets. Plus, Bri claims to know about bridge trolls, Bonnie pulls out her absolutely uncanny impression of Jerry Seinfeld, and Shelley explains why they have FOMO when their friends go to the bathroom. Pop that cork and join us for an after dark wine episode of Everybody Ships Us - now a whole year old!

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Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com

Shelley: @shellsifiknow

Bonnie: @thebonniebelle  

Assistern Bri: @brichap_97  

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

More of YOUR questions are answered today on Jeremy’s spinoff podcast to Everybody Ships Us! We realize the pod has gone global as we answer a question from a fan from England, Shelley gets a free water bottle from her bank, Bonnie reveals how she came to study acting, Bri makes Bonnie and Shelley feel horrifically guilty just by being sincere, and Jeremy’s final question for the group makes waves. Send in your questions for the next episode!

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The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Assistern Bri joins Shelley and Bonnie for their date this week to dole out some serious punishments after our hosts missed the mark on more than one challenger. Oops! Bonnie, Shelley, and Bri rank their must-have friendship values using Fruit Rules, reason how everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood is gay, Shelley prepares for a week-long Cancun trip with their mom, and Bonnie sexually harasses Bri on the pod. Plus, what three Pooh Bear characters make up your personality? Find out on today’s episode of Everybody Ships Us!

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Twitter: @shipsuspod

Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com

Shelley: @shellsifiknow

Bonnie: @thebonniebelle  

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Your burning questions about Everybody Ships Us are answered in this companion podcast, Mail With Jeremy! What fictional character would Shelley and Bonnie most want to interview? What do our hosts think these Les Mis lyrics mean? And how truly flawless are our flawless improvising skills? All that and more on today’s episode of Mail With Jeremy!

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The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Have you seen Lethal Weapon? Because Bonnie definitely has, and on this week’s date, she tells Shelley all about the plot, characters, and famous dialogue in an impromptu segment of Shel and Bon Making Wild Accusations About Movies They Haven’t Watched! Also in this episode, Shelley recounts how she got kidnapped by toddler twins, Bonnie is a Sports Person now, and both of our hosts reveal the top 5 Marvel Villains they’d smash (Fruit Rules style, of course)! Lots of failed challengers, heated food debates, and… a detailed exploration of string theory? (Yep, you read that right.) Welcome to the latest episode of Everybody Ships Us!

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IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus

Twitter: @shipsuspod

Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com

Shelley: @shellsifiknow

Bonnie: @thebonniebelle  

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Tensions are high in the living room between Assistern Bri and literally everyone else on the pod! A long kept secret drives a wedge between Bri and Bonnie, an empty promise puts Bri and Jeremy on the rocks, and both Shelley and Bonnie insult a place that Bri has come to love. On a lighter note, the crew debuts a brand-new exclusive Mail With Jeremy segment, thanks to a dedicated listener! Plus, for the first time ever, Jeremy’s off-the-cuff question… isn’t about birds. Or is it? Find out on today’s Mail With Jeremy!

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Twitter: @shipsuspod

The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Shelley and Bonnie don’t have a whole lot of time for their date this week, so they pour themselves some iced coffee and watermelon tea and sit down for a little chat! On the docket for their coffee date: Shelley goes on an anxiety errand for tiny makeup, Bonnie accidentally trips on legal drugs, and our hosts reveal the latest hot new conspiracy theory that’s taking the world by storm (or it would be, if our listeners do their job right)! Bonnie gives an update on how her arm is doing, and Shelley again lovingly pressures Bonnie to go to Urgent Care. Plus, Shelley and Bonnie issue a crispy little challenger to the listeners… so don’t toast their patience and make sure to do your part!

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Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus

IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus

Twitter: @shipsuspod

Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com

Shelley: @shellsifiknow

Bonnie: @thebonniebelle  

This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc