Everybody Ships Us

It’s time for Shelley and Bonnie to open even more fan mail! And this episode is shrouded in mystery... Would Shelley be happy if Bonnie killed someone? What sitcom stars Martin Lawrence? What is the difference between a hill and a mountain? And is Jeremy having an existential crisis?! Find out all this and more on today’s episode of Mail With Jeremy!

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This week’s episode brings with it the intense heat of Southern California, which our hosts overcome in… creative ways! Another pressing topic this week: is Bo Burnham hot, or is he just trying to be hot? Bonnie has a time sensitive situation and seeks Shelley’s advice, while Shelley tries to recover from the enigma that is Lumiere. Will they bring Shrek-sy back and fall accidentally in love, or is this too good to be true?

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Jeremy the Seagull runs the ship in this episode series, sending Shelley and Bonnie fan mail to respond to, and just generally being the greatest stuffed avian podcast producer there ever was. However, this wouldn’t be an Everybody Ships Us episode if things didn’t go awry! Shelley declares what should be written on Bonnie’s tombstone when she dies, Bonnie forgets to give her parents credit for all the ways they showed her their love, and Shelley and Bonnie realize that they have quite a lot to learn when it comes to retirement accounts and the sea. And their final piece of fan mail comes from someone you may already know...

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Shelley and Bonnie return from a small hiatus and reveal what exciting opportunities (and mental health challenges) had kept them away from their weekly dates! A game of Which Would You Choose causes conflict and betrayal, Shelley teaches Bonnie some German phrases, and they both decide what groups of beings they would like to “Thanos snap” from existence. Warning: this week’s date finds our hosts’ affinity for puns at an all time high, so if you can’t handle hearing one every so auf-ten, you may want to listen to this episode with caution!

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The chaos continues as Shelley and Bonnie play a game they invented called One Minute Scavenger Hunt, discuss whether or not they believe in ghosts, and do a deep dive on the movie “The Swan Princess.” They get ready for their first date night out since both the pandemic and the podcast began, and discuss their feelings and anxieties in preparation for the event. One of our beloved hosts teaches us all about the history of lethal injections, and the other completes their challenger live on the pod! This episode answers the age-old question, “Is Bonnie actually Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?”... so be there or be electric-chaired!

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It’s “anchors away” for Bonnie Dolan and Shelley Norfleet as they set sail on their journey to deepen their relationship! No subject is off the table, including Bonnie’s OBGYN visit, the best Mary Kate and Ashley movies, and whether or not signing off an email with “Best” is hostile or friendly. With the help of their stuffed seagull producer Jeremy, they take time to answer some very real emails from their very real fans in a segment called Mail With Jeremy. They play the Red Flags Game, and things get heated as they open up their first Planned Argument. Will these best friends remain just that, or will they fall in love and fulfill their family’s favorite ‘ship? Hold on tight to your floaties as we find out if this ship will sink or sail!

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This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc.